It's not hard to see why Jrue Holiday would be a fan of Carlos Boozer. It's like that old saying goes: Clear hairline, full chest hairline, can't lose. (NOTE: I've seen zero episodes of "Friday Night Lights.")
Thing is, Jrue, you're being a bit literal here, and it appears to be turning Carlos away from you. Let this be a lesson, bros: Sometimes your approach must be more chill.
Best caption wins some power tumbling tips. Better study up, Jrue. Good luck.
cac_sm_smWinner, MonsterSquad09: "This is what my mouth would look like if I was a Ninja Turtle action figure."
Runner-up, Give_and_go: Despite shooting a lowly 13.3 percent from being the arc, Shawn Marion convinces his teammates to keep feeding him the ball by nailing Rick Carlisle's voice with the power of ventriloquism.
Second runner-up, Celts Fan: After 13 years in the NBA, Shawn Marion has finally seen video of his jumpshot.