Rain, earthquakes and Tiger on the Presidents Cup this week

Did you miss a day or two of Devil Ball this week? No sweat, we've got you covered. Here's what happened in a week where the weather decided to bite back.

• Holy cow, Dustin Johnson might just be the best 54-hole golfer in history. Or at least of right now.

• And speaking of DJ, he's probably the best-paid FedEx driver in history. I think we can safely say that, without doubt.

• When the earthquake hit, Jim Furyk freaked out. For him.

• Good idea for a college golf team: keep your clothes on at all times. Too many possibilities for cheap puns ... and that doesn't even take into account the players' names.

• Fred Couples already picked Tiger Woods to be on the Presidents Cup team. That's a curious pick no matter how you slice, or hook, it.

• The only thing wackier than this 3D painting is that Sergio Garcia is on it ... and we think he could actually make that shot.

• Michelle Wie believes that college and golf can coexist, no matter what Annika Sorenstam might say.

• Sad news for a PGA Tour vet, as JB Holmes will have to leave the Tour briefly to undergo brain surgery. Best wishes for his recovery.

• This guy hit a hole-in-one on a 360-yard par 4. What did you do lately on the golf course?

• And, from the "FAKE!" category, this video of golfer Grant Dodd knocking over wine bottles with chip shots. Lovely, mate.

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