Danica Patrick was tasked with hosting Wednesday’s ESPY Awards, ESPN’s annual broadcast answer to filling the slowest day on the sports calendar.
It can be a tough gig for an athlete who is expected to step on stage in front of a national TV audience and be funny. Plenty of professional comedians fall flat in these sorts of hosting gigs, so for someone who’s not paid to be funny for a living, there are plenty of potholes to dodge.
Danica Patrick takes on anthem controversy at ESPYs
Maybe Patrick should have thought better of broaching a topic as hot and controversial as the NFL’s national anthem policy. We’re not saying that the subject is completely off limits for jokes. Just that this is territory best left to the pros.
Her monologue joke implying the real anthem controversy was over Fergie’s atrocious rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner at February’s NBA All-Star Game fell flat.
Chris Long not amused
Long, surely made aware that his response was caught on camera by an astute TV production crew and catching traction on social media, took to Twitter to clarify that he didn’t think Patrick’s joke was bad, but that he was referring to Fergie’s All-Star anthem.
For the record geniuses I was talking about Fergie https://t.co/sZN4tyw9Rz
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) July 19, 2018
Sure, Chris. Whatever you say.
Danica’s other monologue gems
Patrick produced a few other groans and chuckles during her monologue, including jokes about sex at Catholic schools …
The look on Dan Marino’s face after Danica Patrick’s Villanova “all the way” joke. pic.twitter.com/ffeGZDpy2P
— Nick Bromberg (@NickBromberg) July 19, 2018
Tiger Woods’ struggles on the golf course …
— ESPYS (@ESPYS) July 19, 2018
and LeBron James’ hairline.
Danica Patrick trying to roast LeBron at the ESPYS…gets awkward silence from the crowd…CRINGE pic.twitter.com/oe67LEYgra
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) July 19, 2018
While Patrick is unlikely to get a Netflix special from her comedy stylings, she did appear to embrace the corniness of her jokes and had the guts to get up there in the first place, so bravo.
Just maybe stay away from the flaming hot topics in the future.
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