From the Marbles - NASCAR

Right before the California race last month, Jeff Burton did a stint on "General Hospital," and the episode finally aired on Wednesday. We see The Senator sitting in what must be the most nicely-decorated dive bar in history, carrying on some not-at-all-awkward conversation with the bartender and Generic Surly Handsome Dude:

Ha! Get it? Burton does know something about racing! There's the joke! Anyway, I know less than nothing about General Hospital, so somebody tell me -- what's the deal here with Surly Handsome Dude? If he's a doctor and a driver, how come he doesn't recognize Jeff Burton? Why does everybody in soap operas speak like they're in a shampoo commercial? And for heaven's sake, why's that bar so freakin' bright? I want to know!

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