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Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

MMA's least sexy man is Keith Jardine?

First it was some internet scammer stealing Keith Jardine's identity and sullying his reputation by talking trash about Quinton Jackson on Facebook. Then Rampage left Jardine bruised and battered at UFC 96. Now the poor "Dean of Mean" has been put on an all-ugly list. He is No. 83 on The Boston Phoenix's rundown which is actually called "The 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year". It's based on looks and heavily on what's on the inside.

If you think putting together an all-ugly list is mean wait until you see of some The Boston Phoenix's targets. Jardine is sitting just behind New York's blind governor David Paterson. "Viagrasaurus Rex" Hugh Hefner checks in at No. 66. Jardine is probably thrilled that he's not ahead of No. 44 Warren Jeffs. Our personal favorite is Jimmy Fallon at No. 22, who they called "Conan O'Bortion". Michigan, California, Illinois and New York are all nicely represented in the top 10.

Clearly based on how much game Cage Writer showed last week with Gina Carano, we're not experts on what makes a male sexy, but mma forums seem to consistently nominate Jason Guida (pictured on the left) for these sort of lists.  

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  1. MMA4Life
    1. Posted by MMA4Life Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    Jason Guida is butt ugly butt Jardean is just brutal with that big puffed up lip look and that mangy looking beard thing going on and the cap is not helping him except to keep his brain warm so it can work.
  2. F.U.B.A.R.
    2. Posted by F.U.B.A.R. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    ahhh who ever said a fighter had to be pretty. thats what i like about jardine is he looks like a scrapper not some pretty boy like, GSP, Rick Franklin, or Thiago alves. I think these guys go out and get their teeth bleeched before they fight. I'm not saying that these guys are not the best fighters in the world, i just think its wierd you got supermodels up there fighting eachother and barely every look like they take a beating. Jardine looks like he got into a fight every single time he enter the octagon; and I respect him for returning time and time again with black eyes and busted lips. And, i'm sick of everyone discrediting him; he is a great fighter who hangs with the best; and should have received a title shot last year before he fought houston alexander.
  3. mmafan
    3. Posted by mmafan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    Damn...those two would scare a starving dog off a meat truck !
  4. MMA4Life
    4. Posted by MMA4Life Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    Yeah its true that they aren't suppose to be pretty but some of these chaps look scary right out of the womb I mean look at this scary SOB http://www.pridefc.com/pride2005/images/fighter/291_l.jpg that's the Giant Silva 7foot 2inch of ugly!
  5. A Yahoo! User
    5. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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  6. fightchica
    6. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    The fight world showin' no love to the "ugly" man. What next? And the statement saying their report is based on "looks and heavily on what's on then inside" Boston's saying that their "ugly" is more than skin deep?
  7. matt g
    7. Posted by matt g Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    Jason"The Retarded Sasquatch" Guida !
  8. omega
    8. Posted by omega Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    Those bloggers who agree with Cofield on this one are all STUPID! Keith Jardine is a very handsome dude. In fact, he's so good -looking that:
    1) Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barrack Obama have a crush on him.
    2) He had sex with a lot of pretty hollywood actresses (Nicole Kidman, Heidi Klum, Halle Berry, & Charlize Theron are some of them).
    3) Many of the famous action stars secretly adores him (examples are Keannu Reeves, Will Smith, & Vin Diesel).
    4) The Queen of England had an affair with him once.
    5) He beat Johnny Depp, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt as the sexiest man alive on a poll made in Afghanistan.
    So don't ever say that he's ugly! He have the face of an angel...
  9. Mr.Brooks
    9. Posted by Mr.Brooks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Guida looks a little like a fat Will Ferrell and a major perv. Jarden needs better defense.
  10. Mr.Brooks
    10. Posted by Mr.Brooks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    No Tim Silvia ?
  11. stones
    11. Posted by stones Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    jardine could spook a stick horse.....

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