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Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:01 pm EST

Create-a-Caption: How do you say 'got your nose' in Russian?

By Maggie Hendricks

Before he took out Brett Rogers on Saturday night, Fedor Emelianenko took advantage of Chicago's many shopping outlets. Here, he is shown using the brutal monkey-nose-death grip, not often used in fights but still feared all over the world. Take your shot at a caption in the comments, and read on for winners of our last Create-a-Caption.

First place: Lemme change that spare tire around your waist. -- KB24

Second place: Fedor sure is getting sick and tired of these staged staredowns...time to mix things up a little.  -- StevenW

Third place: Brett Rogers' search for a sparring partner with Fedor's physique comes to an end.  -- sm07002

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  1. Rob R
    1. Posted by Rob R Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:08 pm EST

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    You want talk to Fedor? M-1 get half of you. M-1 Monkey start with left eye.
  2. gdoktorca
    2. Posted by gdoktorca Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:18 pm EST

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    In preparation for his next fight, Fedor tests out his new "Sporting Chance" gloves.
  3. yankeefano65
    3. Posted by yankeefano65 Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:21 pm EST

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    and that's how my 30-1 record came about....... next question
  4. James C
    4. Posted by James C Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:24 pm EST

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    Getting knocked out by me is very personal experience (bam!), I replace usual stars with cuddly monkey that taunts you in the darkness of your unconsciousness.
  5. Instant Money
    5. Posted by Instant Money Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:25 pm EST

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    In Russia I have to use real Monkeys.
  6. uncle spam
    6. Posted by uncle spam Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:25 pm EST

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    What's the secret to being the best fighter in the world? Playing with my monkey!!
  7. Steven W
    7. Posted by Steven W Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:31 pm EST

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    awesome....my second top 3 finish, however the top spot still evades me.
    funny thing is that of the few CaC's I submitted, that was the least funny....even funnier...I think third place was the best of the 3 listed above.
    Maggie do you exclude the comments that aren't PC enough? because there sure are some hilarious ones just about every week that never make the cut....often times they're pretty racey, but there's plenty that flirt with that line just a little bit.....it's not like the FCC is trolling around the yahoo mma blog just waiting to pounce right? come on maggie, i totally understand if this is the case but can you at least admit that there have been plenty of comments that made you laugh out loud but you could not recognize because of your (yahoo's) weariness?
  8. Peter D
    8. Posted by Peter D Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:33 pm EST

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    "See, as part of the staged fight, I will take a strait left like THIS at the start of the fight. It will break my nose and make people think that I will lose. But I will catch him with one punch in the second round and the ref will call the match !"
  9. Jeepstar
    9. Posted by Jeepstar Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:41 pm EST

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    If this is any indication of what happens when you sign to fight Fedor, Its no wonder Josh Barnett was "Not" taking any PED's, what would you do if Fedor stuck his monkey in your face from 3.5 feet away?
  10. Robert C
    10. Posted by Robert C Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:52 pm EST

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    "Brett Rogers is going to punch me right there in the nose....but it won't bother me a bit"
  11. Michael
    11. Posted by Michael Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:09 pm EST

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    In soviet russia Bear jabs YOU!
  12. Allen
    12. Posted by Allen Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:11 pm EST

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    No Fedor, it's called "Spanking the Monkey".
  13. Allen
    13. Posted by Allen Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:12 pm EST

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    Does anyone find it ironically racist that Fedor just beat a man of color and now the C-A-C is him with a fighting monkey?
  14. Allen
    14. Posted by Allen Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:13 pm EST

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    Finding all things 1980's to be hip, Fedor goes for the "Talk to the Hand" with tragic consequences.
  15. meddic101
    15. Posted by meddic101 Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:21 pm EST

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    Take a close look at it... I plan to send this to Rodgers while he's in the hospital after I knock him out! Think he will like it??
  16. Adamn FooL
    16. Posted by Adamn FooL Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:33 pm EST

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    Look the monkey goes with my sweater now kiss it and show your loyalty .
  17. zachrhoads09
    17. Posted by zachrhoads09 Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:44 pm EST

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    This is what happens when you ask fedor what brett rogers smelled like
  18. Mainevent
    18. Posted by Mainevent Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:48 pm EST

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    You have to co-promote with this monkey!
  19. AdamG
    19. Posted by AdamG Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:02 pm EST

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    Fedor inspires a former methamphetamine addict by explaining that the only way to quit for good is to remove the monkey from your back and cram your fist up his ass.
  20. Richie Rich
    20. Posted by Richie Rich Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:08 pm EST

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    If you weren't the #1 PFP fighter in the world, i'd take this Rasta doll in my hand and shove it in your face.
  21. colin c
    21. Posted by colin c Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:09 pm EST

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    "talk to my management if you want me to fight brock Dana"
  22. Clint
    22. Posted by Clint Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:36 pm EST

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    Richard Gere prefers hamsters yet Russians always go with little fuzzy monkeys!
  23. Clint
    23. Posted by Clint Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:39 pm EST

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    Monkey 1 (M-1) signs to fight the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Chimpanzee)
  24. Clint
    24. Posted by Clint Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:42 pm EST

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    Я груб достаточно для того чтобы сыграть с обезьянами. Если вы don' t любит оно, делает что-то о ем! Hahahaha!!!
  25. Clint
    25. Posted by Clint Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:45 pm EST

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    Мое имя меньшее Fedor! Я задавливаю вас и те которые шагают befor я!

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