Tue Mar 30 01:11pm EDT
Everyone mourns in their own way. Personally, I'm alternately laughing while remembering the good times. The Big Lebowski photoshop. A glorious star turn on an otherwise sad Phillies photo day. The time that Dave Brown came thisclose to verifying its authenticity.
Yes, Jayson Werth's(notes) beard may have met its demise in a sink on Monday night or Tuesday morning, but its Internet legend will live on. To help celebrate the majesty of our shaven friend, here's a video set to the sobering Elton John-covering metal clarinet stylings of Mr. Acker Bilk.
All photos in video from AP & Getty Images