Mario Götze relieves himself behind advertising hoarding at Malaga’s stadium

In the Champions League, away teams are usually invited to train at the host's stadium the day before a match. Prior to Borussia Dortmund's exceptionally dull goalless draw at Malaga's La Rosaleda Stadium on Wednesday, BVB midfielder Mario Götze showed his appreciation for this hospitality by peeing on the ground beside the pitch.

Only in certain types of films are Germans accustomed to being filmed while they relieve themselves, so the BVB star can't have been impressed when he turned round to see a camera catching him mid-flow.

If Götze wants to up the public urination stakes, he should take a leak look at fellow countryman Jens Lehmann, who once left the goal unattended to pull the same stunt during an actual Champions League game...