Let's face it: Olympians have a short shelf life in the public eye. You've got to take advantage of the public's awareness of you before Sochi fades in their minds to "that place where stray dogs ran bad hotels." So here' Sage Kotsenburg, in an ad that's fake but sure seems like it could be real, offering to sell you a totally dope home refi:
That, of course, is the work of the Conan O'Brien Show, where Kotsenburg got his bacon medal last week. You know some finance company is seeing this and salivating. Get on it, Sage.