BBC does not stand for brilliant British creativity

When LeBron James, Kobe Bryant and the rest of Team USA enter England for tune-up action against Turkey, local media take notice. BBC sports columnist Phil Studd is one such individual.

Studd was so impressed with the team's openness to interviews that he and his copy editor awarded Team USA with an Olympics-worthy headline.

It sure doesn't, Phil. And I'll tell you what, Team USA really scorched the team from Istanbul and its neighboring cities.

I won't even touch the NBA standing for "No Burning Allowed". I'll leave that to Mr. Studd. Besides, nobody wants to imagine eating burnt turkey.