Studd was so impressed with the team's openness to interviews that he and his copy editor awarded Team USA with an Olympics-worthy headline.
It sure doesn't, Phil. And I'll tell you what, Team USA really scorched the team from Istanbul and its neighboring cities.
I won't even touch the NBA standing for "No Burning Allowed". I'll leave that to Mr. Studd. Besides, nobody wants to imagine eating burnt turkey.
- Team USA