Shane Battier of the Miami Heat. (Getty Images)
Bringing "Battioke" to the court seemed like a weird strategy, but then the Detroit Pistons only shot 37.3 percent from the floor and lost by 23. Never doubt Shane Battier when it comes to defensive tactics, I guess.
Best caption wins just enough Bolton to get you through the rest of Monday, but not enough to send you into shock. Good luck.
Runner-up, Robert C: "At least we're not Charlotte ... those guys are really bad."
NOTE: In delicious irony, the 12-44 Wiz are 1.5-point road dogs to the 7-47 Bobcats tonight.
Second runner-up, Sean: Two out of two coaches agree: the Kiss Cam really is the best thing going on in D.C.
- Detroit Pistons
- Shane Battier
- Washington Wizards
- Randy Wittman