Fantasy Football 2014:

From the Marbles

Coonskin Cap Man: raconteur, storyteller, Dale Jr. fan

From The Marbles

First we had leprechauns in the trees in Alabama, and everyone wanted the gold.

Next, we had Antoine Dodson recommending that we hide our kids and hide our wives.

And now, the latest in the long line of Southern men-on-the-scene, Coonskin Cap Man, giving us the play-by-play on a would-be bank robber trying to dodge the police:

Tell me that guy doesn't look like Justin Timberlake's backwoods cousin. Not to advocate bank robbery, but shouldn't we all go through life Dukes of Hazzard style, gettin' it, diggin' it like Dale Earnhardt Jr.?

We demand five AutoTuned remixes of this by sundown tomorrow. Get to it, Internet.

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League type:
Free Yahoo League
League size:
10 players
Draft time:
Aug 27 9:00 am
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