Ball Don't Lie - NBA

A tick over 16 points, 8.5 assists, 4.5 rebounds and 1.6 steals a night, and a better-than 2.2-to-1 assist-to-turnover ratio. Not bad for a rookie point guard with pretty heinous teammates. Cram that, Colin.

Best caption wins an important life truth. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Reggie Miller likes the cut of your jib, stranger.

Winner, Kaifa: "What has one thumb, two squinty eyes, and sees a different game than anybody else?"

Runner-up, Solid as Iraq: During his annual review, Reggie Miller gave himself a confident rating of "one smug thumbs up." Ted Turner and Charles Barkely were less enthusiastic, giving him ratings of "confident moustache twirl" and "confused shrug," respectively.

Second runner-up, Busboys4me: "The older I get, the better I think I was." (NOTE: And the older he gets, the more the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame forgets how good he really was.)

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