October 19, 2009
Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.
Did everyone get their Halloween costumes yet? I haven't decided if I'm going as Brad Miller or Pau Gasol. It kind of depends on the beard growth. Anyways, time is running out, and you don't want to be like everyone else at the party who goes as Balloon Boy, so choose wisely.
Another important Halloween decision to make: your pumpkin. Don't act like now that you're grown up you don't want to carve a pumpkin. You do. We all do. It's worth it just for cooking the seeds in the oven. Might I offer a suggestion? Since you just said "yes" out loud, let me tell you about these Cleveland Cavaliers pumpkin stencils.
You get your choice of any of 12 Cavs to print out and slap on your pumpkin. Just cut it out with one of those tiny knives and you have your own Cavs pumpkin. You could even pick Mike Brown, the Cavs logo or good ol' Moondog. Considering they're free, I suggest printing every single one, and staging a pumpkin scrimmage.
Funnily enough, the Zydrunas Ilguaskas one requires an extra-large pumpkin.
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