Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Wayne Rooney’s impending departure from Manchester United is how smooth it has been. A volatile and emotionally complex breakup has been handled brilliantly by Jose Mourinho. The decline of Rooney was arguably the trickiest test of Mourinho’s first season at Old Trafford.
Moussa Dembele could snub Europe's biggest clubs and stay at Celtic for the duration of his four-year contract, according to his agent. Real Madrid are the latest top side to have been linked with Dembele, who has scored 27 goals in all competitions since joining from Fulham in June. The boy is doing well, Celtic are doing well and we as agents are doing the right things for everyone – but it's so important to focus on the right things.
Wayne Shaw quickly went from hero to, well, fired. On Monday, we brought you word of the 46-year-old, more-than-300-pound backup goalkeeper for Sutton United of England’s fifth tier. When his team faced mighty Premier League power Arsenal in the fifth round of the FA Cup and lost 2-0, he casually munched on a meat pie on the bench after the third substitution was made, ruling him out of an appearance.