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Every Wednesday (or Thursday) Shutdown Corner will take a moment to reflect on a recent or not-so-recent football-related book or movie. This week, it's Oliver Stone's "Any Given Sunday."

I remember the excitement when the news first broke that Oliver Stone intended to make a movie about the NFL. In the last ten years, Stone had made "JFK," "Nixon," and "The People vs. Larry Flynt," and before that, "Platoon." All of those movies, in one way or another, mattered. People thought -- or at least I thought -- that we were about to have a professional football movie that mattered. Something beyond your classic "Yay, the underdog wins!" tale. I thought Stone had some insightful observations to make about football, sports, society and how they all come together.

He really didn't, though. Any scathing indictments of the NFL he wanted to make were already fairly common knowledge among people who liked the NFL. Team doctors act unethically to benefit the team and further their own careers? No way! Players in pain will take a massive amount of painkillers to stay on the field? You don't say! Owners are more interested in money and new stadiums than they are the game of football? Get out of town! Some young players develop huge egos that lead to poor decision-making? Quit pulling my leg, Oliver!

Somewhere within the two and a half hours of "Any Given Sunday" is a film with a phenomenal cast, in terms of both star power and talent, some intriguing internal conflicts in the main characters and, for a football movie, a pretty damn good plot. But you almost have to dig to find that stuff within all the overdramatic, unnecessary, "I want to shock you with the shocking things that these shocking people do!" moments, like the linebacker sawing the quarterback's car in half, the dude's eyeball laying on the field or the mini alligator loose in the shower (or that one large snake we get a glimpse of in the locker room).

The movie's at its best when it puts the brakes on for a second and lets the actors do what they do. Cap's conversations about retirement with Tony and with his wife are heartfelt and genuine. James Woods steals every scene he's in as the team doctor. Shark's one-sided conversation with Willie in the sauna is pitch-perfect. There are other moments like these, too, but they get spaced out and lose some of their effectiveness because Oliver Stone felt overdosing you with some an avalanche of wild, quickly-cut eye candy.

"Any Given Sunday" really, really wanted to be the seminal movie about professional football in America, and it sort of came close. The ingredients were there. It just tried to do too many things, tried to be too "cutting edge," and lost sight of the truly important elements. It's kind of a shame.

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  1. The Layt Show
    1. Posted by The Layt Show Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Not to mention the ridiculous team names and uniforms.
  2. Jay M
    2. Posted by Jay M Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    I think I agree, it is the worst football movie of all time.
  3. ZacharyD
    3. Posted by ZacharyD Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    The People v. Larry Flynt was a Milos Forman film.
  4. oLLie BoomBayay
    4. Posted by oLLie BoomBayay Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Look at that poster. I can barely see James Woods behind Jamie Faux's Tranny mug shot. Can't blame all the tag-a-longs for jumping on this this sunken ship. I'd be a key grip's valet just to work on a set with Oliver Stone and Al Pacino. Like anything with LL or Jamie Fox(no extra "x", you're corporate, not dirty, not Red) as "actors", I couldn't make it through this flick. Why is every scene so dimly lit? Quite possibly Cameron Diazes's's' best "film" and Al Pacino's worst "movie." Oh Wait, I forgot Righteous Kill.
  5. nicholas s
    5. Posted by nicholas s Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Mjd.. its a Stone Movie!!!!,,,,,I didn't think it was bad , with the decline of Foxx (Beamer) and LL being idiots........
  6. the Guy
    6. Posted by the Guy Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    This was actually a decent movie... if you look close enough in the scene where she's sitting on the bed, you'll note that chick from saved by the bell returns the favor with a little lower frontal shot to make up for the fact that we (as fellas) had to endure that "locker room snake"...
    and who doesn't LOVE the Willie Beamon rap video? hahaha...
  7. the Guy
    7. Posted by the Guy Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    and how could I forget to mention Jim Brown?
  8. JohnnyFootballHero
    8. Posted by JohnnyFootballHero Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:33 pm EDT

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    in the poster, are the characters in orange filter good and the characters in blue filter bad?
  9. Tut
    9. Posted by Tut Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:03 pm EDT

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    The Dallas Knight's football field was retarded. Not to mention their helmets and uniforms. And OMG, did you see Seattle? Thank God for the "saved by the bell" chick.
  10. YGM
    10. Posted by YGM Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:54 pm EDT

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    the dark knight was better go pats
  11. cj l
    11. Posted by cj l Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:10 pm EDT

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    What about all of the intersplicing of scenes of gladiator battles? The commentary on society is simply that we haven't given up our thirst for spectacle and bloodshed, but have instead commercialized it.
  12. Anrkist
    12. Posted by Anrkist Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    That's got to be one of the worst movie posters of all time.
  13. crockett
    13. Posted by crockett Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:07 am EDT

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    The movie was a joke, please the whole eyeball thing was retarded.
  14. PaulT
    14. Posted by PaulT Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:50 am EDT

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    I think I speak for everyone when I ask - then, uh, why is it your movie of the week? You just spent almost the whole entry saying it sucked. If there are so few football movies, or so few good ones, that you're forced to use movies you think suck as your movie of the week, maybe this isn't the best idea for a regular feature.
  15. Thestein
    15. Posted by Thestein Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:02 am EDT

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    I felt like it was a solid movie so much I bought it. Its good movie You can see the little philosophical points underneath all the painkillers, and debotchery.
  16. thetruthhurts
    16. Posted by thetruthhurts Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:44 am EDT

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    Worst football movie ever. Any Given Sunday blew from start to finish.
  17. Drew
    17. Posted by Drew Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:33 am EDT

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    it's a great football movie.
    i agree on the eyeball thing, but the playoff game against the Dallas Knight, Steam Willie Beamen, Unitas as a coach, TO, the accurate last minute play and TV footage, what wasn't there to like about it.
    it's a great movie. The MIami Sharks...i only wish i could have seen what they looked like in their white uniforms.
  18. Chris S
    18. Posted by Chris S Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:03 pm EDT

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    I don't think it was a terrible movie. There were some ridiculous scenes in it, that were far too over the top. But there were some moments that really stood out to me. You mentioned the sauna scene, where it all came together for Willie. Then there was the "Inches" speech, which was absolutely perfect. While it wasn't a perfect film, it was acceptable, and I still pop it in the dvd player from time to time.
  19. The Unsilent Majority
    19. Posted by The Unsilent Majority Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    And it tried to get women into football by featuring more full-frontal male nudity than the average porn.
  20. Dustin Dawind
    20. Posted by Dustin Dawind Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    I tend to agree w/ MJD that the movie was a disappointment. With Oliver Stone making it, I expected more insight into the NFL than what it delivered. Not a terrible movie, but not great, either. It's all about expectations... with Any Given Sunday, I expected a deep look into the realities of pro football, but didn't get that. With another football movie, Varsity Blues, I expected shallow entertainment without insight, and was pleased to get exactly that...

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