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Much like Mike Tyson, who went through a stretch of bizarre events and face ink, Knicks guard Stephon Marbury appears to have reached the point of no sane return by tattooing a Starbury logo on his freakin' head. Here's a shot of the chrome-domed billboard, via the good folks at Posting and Toasting:

Deadspin's Daulerio thinks it's "probably as subtle as you can get for a head tattoo," and I can't disagree. I have a oddly-shaped mole on the back of my skull that looks exactly like that. It's uncanny.

But, hey, why stop the fun there? This Marbury ink just screams BDL photoshop contest. Such as ...

What tattoo are we likely to see next on Marbury's head?

Here's your canvas:


Do your best and post it the comments or email it to us if you want to remain anonymous. We'll post the winners later this week. (My submission, if I could actually Photoshop worth a damn: a draped towel. Feel free to use that.)

Update: See all the winners!

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  1. THE MAN
    1. Posted by THE MAN Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Is he turning into Mike Tyson?!?!
  2. Tyler Durden
    2. Posted by Tyler Durden Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    How about the nickname for Richard. Think it through and it's really quite appropriate.
  3. ballerblogger
    3. Posted by ballerblogger Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    That is ridiculously dumb. Even by Starbury standards.
  4. Derico
    4. Posted by Derico Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Can't go past a classic... penis and balls. Enough said. Hell you could do it with a permanent marker, none of this tattoo crap
  5. Mike
    5. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    Man what's up N.Y. media the NBA season is over use the time and figure out something better to write about... Man it's like freakin Access Hollywood/OMG. Are you a girl? What to put on the other side of the dudes head? How about whatever he wants man.
  6. zach b
    6. Posted by zach b Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    yeah... he really loves himself...
  7. Sky P
    7. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Who needs photoshop?
    http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/96turboracer/starbury.jpg
    I'll take my winnings in giant money bags like Agent Zero.....
  8. QUE RICO
    8. Posted by QUE RICO Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    he waited for isaih to leave, so he was not made fun of .. but thank ink looks like he really wants to play , as he can still can, NY ROCKS All star Weekend !!!!!!!!! is only right to put a star on your head in NYC.. and put some flames on your arm like ha mil ton.. long live the laned of the free and the home of the hate-rs
  9. QUE RICO
    9. Posted by QUE RICO Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    how about PERICO ((spanish inside joke here))
  10. HE-BE-JEZUZ
    10. Posted by HE-BE-JEZUZ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    How about, "Insert brain here"
  11. Daniel M
    11. Posted by Daniel M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    On the theme of Marbury advertising his products on his head... He was the cover boy for NBA Ballers video game. This would be a sweet tattoo.
    http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/meencantaff/MARBURY.jpg
  12. Gbdup
    12. Posted by Gbdup Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    then they get the posse
  13. se7en
    13. Posted by se7en Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    Stephon Tyson, anyone?
    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk33/iamonlyse7en/StephonTyson.jpg
  14. alvarezart
    14. Posted by alvarezart Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    here is one for you Daniel M.
    http://www.alvarezart.com/Marbury001.jpg
    more to come
  15. alvarezart
    15. Posted by alvarezart Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    here is one for you Daniel M.
    http://www.alvarezart.com/Marbury001.jpg
    more to come
  16. greg v
    16. Posted by greg v Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    after brining down the knicks, he just brought down steve and barry. any more damage can this guy bring?
  17. Tyler D
    17. Posted by Tyler D Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n279/beaterbar/dubury.jpg
    http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n279/beaterbar/casbury.jpg
    http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n279/beaterbar/nocburycopy.jpg
  18. wheresubaldo
    18. Posted by wheresubaldo Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Him showing his hatred of Isiah.
    http://wheresubaldo.blogspot.com/2008/07/stephon-marbury-gets-yet-another-head.html
  19. Michael J
    19. Posted by Michael J Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:40 pm EDT

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    http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a35/michaelloud/?action=view¤t=paxil-bury.jpg
  20. Michael J
    20. Posted by Michael J Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:40 pm EDT

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    http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a35/michaelloud/?action=view¤t=paxil-bury.jpg
  21. Will
    21. Posted by Will Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Here's mine.
    We all know he hated Isiah with a passion and played a big part in Isiah's demise. Now he's set his sights on D'Antoni...and Mike better fear Steph's latest subtle warning of what he does to coaches who don't play him.
    http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/267/marburynewtatfinaluy8.jpg
    Hey Mike, "Don't try to [mess] with Starbury, because he'll [mess] you first."
  22. TimT
    22. Posted by TimT Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:10 pm EDT

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    Well at least we know how he's spending that big paycheck Isiah gave him. I'm assuming he's smoking crack with Isiah as well. Maybe he can tattoo a crack rock on the other side.
  23. smokadeth
    23. Posted by smokadeth Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    But his name is Starbury. So i think its appropriate.
  24. curtis
    24. Posted by curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    Steph oughta invest in a Bosley hair restoration instead of this nonsense.

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