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Yesterday, I was told to check out Eddy Curry's Wikipedia page, which claimed the Knicks center had aspired to be a gymnast. I didn't really believe it at the time. I just figured some prankster was poking fun at Curry's 300-pound expense.

Well, apparently it's true! And we have sources to back it up.

The first, via A Stern Warning, this October 2005 article by Scoop Jackson at ESPN: "Eddy Curry is a 22-year-old individual. Since he was 11, he knew what he was going to do for the rest of his life. He was into gymnastics, but when is the last time you saw a 7-foot black male gymnast in the Olympics?"

The second, via some character named Shoals, this CNN SI write-up on a Bearcats page from 2001: "When Eddy Curry was in junior high school, his idol of choice wasn't Kareem Abdul-Jabbar or Hakeem Olajuwon. It was Dominique Dawes, the Olympic gymnast. "She was real cool," Curry says. "I thought she looked good, too." [...] In an age when every 7-footer dreams of being a point guard, Curry, who can still complete a backflip, is a genuine throwback who doesn't mind throwing his weight around."

Yes, emphasis added. Eddy Curry could do a freakin' backflip. My brain just stopped working.

But while we patiently wait for that long lost clip of Eddy tumbling in tights to appear, let's take this news and spin it into an official BDL Photoshop contest ... Eddy Curry as an Olympic gymnast.

After the jump, a few pictures for inspiraton.

Do your best (or worst, those are just as funny) and post it the comments or email it to us if you want to remain anonymous. We'll post the winners sometime next week. (Heck, I might even have a real prize or two for the best of the best.) Have at it!

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  1. Ryan T
    1. Posted by Ryan T Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    The picture of him charging into Bosh is good enough the way it is... just check out the look on Bosh's face
  2. AK
    2. Posted by AK Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    It's always been obvious that Eddy Curry despises playing basketball, now I know why
  3. The Devil
    3. Posted by The Devil Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    So...yes on backflips, no on shot-blocking?
  4. Brett
    4. Posted by Brett Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    I was just about to say, how does one manage to do a backflip yet cannot block a shot to save his life?
  5. Richard
    5. Posted by Richard Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm EDT

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    That fat chunk ka dunk need to lose 50 lbs in order to be effective and play basketball in the NBA. In order o be a gymnast you need to be agile and there is no such thing as a agile 300 pounder so layoff the BIG MAC's Curry!
  6. J.E. Skeets
    6. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    A: With love.
  7. Ziller
    7. Posted by Ziller Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:16 pm EDT

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    Hasty, but: http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e252/tziller/curry-pommel.jpg
  8. curtis
    8. Posted by curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    My level of sympathy for Curry just went through the roof. Poor guy has been pressured into playing basketball all his life. No wonder he has such a piss-poor work ethic on the court. How else can you explain his abysmal rebounding?
  9. Sky P
    9. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Give me extra credit for using MS Paint. Photoshop is tricky.....
    http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/96turboracer/CURRY1.jpg
    http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/96turboracer/PARALLEL.jpg
    Win....
  10. Dana K
    10. Posted by Dana K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    So this explains why he sucks.
  11. Sky P
    11. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    I would say bonus points to anyone who photoshops him on the parallel bars where the bars are bending so far down his feet are touching. :)
  12. bbaaddddd
    12. Posted by bbaaddddd Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    ballerina was my first guess but this sounds right
  13. orz
    13. Posted by orz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    On floor exercise, he'll dent the floor.
  14. Batts
    14. Posted by Batts Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:04 pm EDT

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    And after all this time I thought Eddy was just another punk azz [profane].
  15. MV3
    15. Posted by MV3 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT

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    CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!
    http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k71/xmilo24x/eddycurry.jpg
  16. maddunkartist
    16. Posted by maddunkartist Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm EDT

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    I would pay serious money to see him mount the pommel horse. He's bigger than that whole apparatus for crying out loud. I bet if he straddled the horse, both his feet would touch the ground.
  17. Sky P
    17. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Hah, nice work!
  18. Kevin
    18. Posted by Kevin Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    The number? Oh..this thing on my chest? I thought it meant how many rebounds I got last year.
  19. tenispal7
    19. Posted by tenispal7 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:00 pm EDT

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    photo # 3 = AIR CURRY
    the new line of shoes and clothing are coming out in november
  20. B.How
    20. Posted by B.How Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    That picture with him in the rings...too funny.
  21. kevin k
    21. Posted by kevin k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:08 pm EDT

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    Fatty Curry is the man!!! and he ruins my fantasy basketball every year... sigh~ why do i always gamble on him...
  22. Blank
    22. Posted by Blank Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    he can keep the backflips, i'll settle for consistent rebounding...
  23. raven
    23. Posted by raven Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    fat Curry.. Can jump??? How? He can backflip but he can't jump
    A 2inches, the man bigger than SHCK en KEMP
    To do a backflip? But can't jump???
    Come on Fat Curry,,???,,,
  24. raven
    24. Posted by raven Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    nice joke,,,!!!!!!!!'!
  25. raven
    25. Posted by raven Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    to do a backflip?????
    The Man can't jump
    Can't Run??
    Bigger than Elephant,,,,
    Nice joke
    It's to funny,,,,,,! ! !! Hehehe,,,, hahaha

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