Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:45 pm EDT
Wizards All-Star forward Caron Butler(notes), now blogging for NBA.com as "Agent Zero 2.0," dives deeper into the caffeinated murk of his addiction to the "neon-yellow rocket fuel" known as Mountain Dew:
I lost 11 pounds this summer by giving up Mountain Dew. That's right Mountain Dew. A lot of people don't know I'm a Mountain Dew addict so I guess this is my confession.
To try and give this up was crazy for me! I was going through withdrawals. I was in the bed sweating. My wife would turn over in the bed and ask "Are you OK?" Honestly, those first two weeks without The Dew [were] the roughest two weeks of my life. I'm talking headaches, sweats and everything. Before that I drank at least six 12-ounce Mountain Dews a day.
It was so bad at one point that I had to have a cold one right there at the night stand before I went to bed. I had to get the coasters and let it drip a lil' bit and just have it waiting on me. Come 2 a.m., I'd wake up out of my sleep, I'd pop one open and hear the fizz sound ... and just down it! Then I always had to have another one in the morning when I woke up. Before practice I had one too and before games I would knock back two.
No word on whether he ditched The Dew pajamas, too.
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Its really easy to tell. If you look closely at the left part of his neck u can see a black line where his neck should be. His neck also looks at an extremely awkward position compared to the way his shirt is. Also by looking at his arms u can tell thy are not caron Butlers. The skin is much darker and hairy.
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The only way to get through the withdrawl is drink plenty of water, expect three or four days of intense tension headaches, and make sure your family knows you're not going to be fun to be around for a while. It goes away. Eventually.
-BJ
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