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A man by the name of Michael Anderson has been arrested on charges of defraud and identity theft for posing as former New Jersey Nets guard Kenny Anderson. The conman's five-step set-up, via A Stern Warning: 1) Approach victim and identify himself as Kenny. 2) Feign that he had locked his keys in his car and ask for a ride to a locksmith. 3) Once at the locksmith, ask to borrow money with the promise of repaying the victim back. 4) ??? 5) Profit! (Note: I can't wait to fly to Málaga, Andalusia, Spain and try a similiar scheme in my Jiri Welsch jersey.)

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  1. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    1. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Well, as long as he didn't go by the name "Neo."
  2. The Devil
    2. Posted by The Devil Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Are we sure this isn't the real Kenny Anderson?
  3. jbfinder
    3. Posted by jbfinder Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    Talk about setting the bar low. "Hi, I'm a former overrated NBA journeyman who never made any of my teams better or even sniffed anything near a title..Seem to have locked my keys in this used Neon I now own due to my other cars being repo-ed by the bank..Can you help a brother out? Coach Cremins won't come pick me up.
    Too funny, someone posing as Kenny Anderson. He'd have had more luck posing as Kenny from South Park.

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