Create-a-caption: Kyle Korver would love to sign your baby!

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On Friday, Kyle Korver signed this picture of a newborn who was named after him. I'm confident you'll have no trouble coming up with what Kyle wrote on the poster. Winner gets a (virtual) fortune cookie.

My offering: "Chicks dig the three-ball, kid."

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1. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT
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"I sincerely apologize for the life you are about to lead for being named after me."
2. Posted by akBeezy Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT
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"Am I being punk'd? Ashton gets me every time."
3. Posted by JeffP77 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT
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"Dearest baby Korver,
Why me?
Best wishes,
Your namesake"
4. Posted by sonic f l Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT
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get confotable with those legs cause if your anything like me they wont ever grow again
5. Posted by matt the jazz fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT
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Consider yourself lucky - if you'd been born ten years ago, your name would have been "Horny"!
6. Posted by Maaki Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:01 pm EDT
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"I might become ur daddy one day, ur mom is hot."
7. Posted by mcwelk Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT
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And KD said I only signed for kids with bangs …
8. Posted by Martins Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT
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U should never underestimate the predictibility of stupidity
9. Posted by Nansense Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT
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Guy on the right: "By signing your name, you will agree to provide child support for your illegitimate son."
10. Posted by A2tha3 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT
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"Basketball is like life, Practice hard and go through blood, sweat and tears to achieve the formerly impossible."
or
"Kyle Korver is nothing, compared to (Korver (lastname)"
11. Posted by basketbawful Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm EDT
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"Im on de court signin ur baybeez"
12. Posted by Low Battery Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 pm EDT
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"I'm one of the guys who played with Carlos Boozer and Deron Williams. Oh, and I kind of looked like Ashton Kutcher. Hope that helps!"
13. Posted by too many Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT
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"This might be my first and last autograph request."
14. Posted by Brian M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT
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Being White and good at basketball (shooting threes) pays off....in Utah.
15. Posted by Billy W. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT
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"Get people to start calling you Korvoisier. Trust me, that would be so much cooler than 'Ashton'. Hey, pass to Korvoisier!...Yea."
16. Posted by joe g Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT
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"goo goo ga ga upa goo "
17. Posted by Dan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT
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"To the second coolest Kyle Korver."
18. Posted by Vince Coleman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT
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#6 is the winner! Classic.
19. Posted by T C Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT
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"K, Y...and the E...comes...after the L. Whew, thank god this kids name is Korver or we'd be here for another 15 minutes".
20. Posted by Ben C Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT
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these words were never easier for me to say or for her to second guess. but i think he signs his name? no joke.
21. Posted by T C Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT
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"wait...that 15 year old is your MOTHER?"
Sorry. Bad mormon joke.
22. Posted by deuce22001 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT
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"Dude, I'm sorry. It's a dumb last name and an even worse first name. When Brittish Knights comes out with my shoe I'll give you a pair."
23. Posted by Cloudnine Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT
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Start practicing your dribbling skills and draining threes. Let your food dribble out when you’re done eating and drain at least three diapers a day. Love, Kyle Korver.
24. Posted by Jeff Wong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT
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"Dear tiny infant Jesus... "
25. Posted by shadowdog87 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:15 pm EDT
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#12=win.