February 26, 2010
I didn't catch all of Thursday night's Nuggets-Warriors game, so I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this photo. Best guesses: Either a) Anthony Morrow(notes) is celebrating a big shot, b) Anthony Morrow is reacting to a horrible call, or c) Anthony Morrow wants his bottle. Best caption wins some milk. Good luck.
After the jump, 'Reke is sailing!
"It's him again, isn't it, stanchion? I don't know what you see in him. He doesn't care about you like I do. You may protect him from smashing into the bottom of the hoop, but who protects YOU, stanchion? Let me protect you. I won't swear at you before after and during games. I won't ignore you unless a game is on. I won't headbutt you when I get mad or excited or find some kind of novelty prize in my morning cereal. And I promise you this, stanchion, if it is the last thing I do, I will kill Kevin Garnett(notes) for everything he's done to you."
Tyreke puts his own spin on "Dick In A Box" with the less catchy, but equally intriguing "Stiffy In A Stanchion."