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Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:15 pm EST

Chris Andersen drives a bloody monster truck

By J.E. Skeets

From Jalopnik, via blog cousin Deadspin, comes this amusing photo of Nuggets center Chris Andersen's(notes) pimped out ride. Seriously. All it's missing are some custom painted flames ... and a cup holder.

According to people that know about brake pads and oil checks and other car related things, The Birdman's ride is a 6.5-ton SportChassis P4XL — one of the largest SUVs on the planet. So, while the gas mileage may not be great, it's nice to see someone is getting ready for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Good plannin', Chris.

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  1. Moris
    1. Posted by Moris Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:51 pm EST

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    Kaw kaw!
  2. Bo
    2. Posted by Bo Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:55 pm EST

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    dang, i guess he let his yellow h2 go
  3. Travis
    3. Posted by Travis Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:56 pm EST

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    Wow, that's just stupid. But I suppose nobody ever accused the Birdman of having a sense of style or touch of class.
  4. Anton
    4. Posted by Anton Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:56 pm EST

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    what, no cup holder? Ah, the simple things in life are priceless for 8 bucks at Wal-Mart.
  5. Irish
    5. Posted by Irish Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:24 pm EST

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    probably leased it
  6. madgame69
    6. Posted by madgame69 Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:28 pm EST

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    His old one had longhorn steer horns on the hood. What happen to those?!?!
  7. Ludo
    7. Posted by Ludo Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:03 pm EST

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    Bird Truck!!! :D
  8. red baron
    8. Posted by red baron Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:12 pm EST

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    Jeepers Creepers!
  9. lala1
    9. Posted by lala1 Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:21 pm EST

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    so in about 5 years he should be bankrupt these ball players will never learn.
  10. Ferris N
    10. Posted by Ferris N Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:24 pm EST

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    That sucker would make a carjacker think twice.
  11. Kevin H
    11. Posted by Kevin H Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:24 pm EST

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    No class and a redneck
  12. cipoa
    12. Posted by cipoa Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:36 pm EST

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    "They should've never gave you nuggets money."
  13. kerem
    13. Posted by kerem Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:43 pm EST

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    ugh
  14. Moris
    14. Posted by Moris Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:46 pm EST

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    Bwahahaha @ 12
  15. Ryan
    15. Posted by Ryan Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:47 pm EST

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    i think denver swat rents it to use in raids too. rock on birdman!!!
  16. Curt
    16. Posted by Curt Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:52 pm EST

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    At least its not a 300k maybach? BALL OUT!!
  17. log
    17. Posted by log Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:53 pm EST

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    that man is freakin awesome!
  18. Mike B
    18. Posted by Mike B Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:03 pm EST

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    What?!! No GIANT Custom Spinners?!! What a Poser!!! Bounce that turd out of traffic...Peace-Out!!
  19. DJ Nos
    19. Posted by DJ Nos Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:25 pm EST

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    Yeah, I remember his H2, I had also seen him driving a Maroon Escalade with a BIRDMAN grill on it that was pretty tight. But he just got that big contract so maybe he wanted to splurge a little bit. That is a gangster ass ride tho fa sho!
  20. oakraidersaz
    20. Posted by oakraidersaz Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:39 pm EST

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    I think Shaq has one too.
  21. mcgee
    21. Posted by mcgee Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:41 pm EST

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    I wonder if I can get one in a hybrid?
  22. loceman68
    22. Posted by loceman68 Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:11 pm EST

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    Just palin stupid. He is a great story of getting hislife together, but you just can't fix stupid. Not only that, it's irresponsible.
  23. Your biological father
    23. Posted by Your biological father Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:17 pm EST

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    I am Birdmans REAL father!!!
  24. nickwadysz
    24. Posted by nickwadysz Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:42 pm EST

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    it looks like a smaller version of a semi...

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