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Second round action of our completely pointless, albeit oddly entertaining, BDL Bedlam Tournament continues. Thanks to your help, we've compiled a list of 64 things that you may or may not love about the NBA, seeded them into four regions and created a Madness-like bracket. Today we'll unveil the final eight second-round match-ups. Voting will remain open until the end of Tuesday, EST.

It's time for the fourth and final Bedlam region. Up first in the Sheed Region: No. 1 seed Rasheed Wallace vs. No. 8 seed Marko Jaric's Brazilian supermodel. In the first round, Sheed out-gangsta'd Primoz Brezec, while Jaric's girlfriend Adriana Lima spanked Tony and Eva. Another look at the nominees:

No. 1 Rasheed Wallace: "Some people say I'm mean and this and that. On one hand that's cool. That keeps away all the riffraff and all the bugaboos." -- Sheed.

No. 8 Marko Jaric's girlfriend, Adriana Lima: Up until the start of this season, Timberwolves guard Marko Jaric had been best known for entering a game with his jersey on backwards and his love of a good island joke. And then he started dating one of the most beautiful women in the world. Lucky bugger.

So, who makes it through to the Sweet Sixteen? Who do you love more? Vote.


Who should move onto BDL Bedlam's Sweet 16?


Click here (and scroll down) to vote on all of the BDL Bedlam second round match-ups.
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  1. the REAL Headless Chicken
    1. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Michael Redd!!!
    Adriana MUST NOT win!!! People, look between the lines and behind the links!!!
  2. nadeem_nba
    2. Posted by nadeem_nba Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    This is a tough one.
  3. the REAL Headless Chicken
    3. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    To me only if you don't think about what means most to the game - BDL or some hot sidekick... It's Sheed's words!!!
  4. PlanetMars
    4. Posted by PlanetMars Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
  5. nadeem_nba
    5. Posted by nadeem_nba Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    Sheed should win this whole thing
  6. bt
    6. Posted by bt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    no way does wallace win this one. hes going down just like he does agaist duncan
  7. bt
    7. Posted by bt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    no way does wallace win this one. hes going down just like he does agaist duncan
  8. 2008champ
    8. Posted by 2008champ Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm EDT

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    hmm before you decide check out this link please
    http://world8.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=190008047
    you will change your mind.
  9. Evan B
    9. Posted by Evan B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Personally, if sheed were going down on this, wouldn't he consider himself a lucky guy?
    Cause I would.....
  10. bt
    10. Posted by bt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    Down
  11. the REAL Headless Chicken
    11. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    That's probably good looking out, there...
  12. Jason
    12. Posted by Jason Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    Who doesn't love Sheed... i mean sure this other chick is hot but who here has actually even heard her talk? not that that's a bad thing... and Sheed... i mean who doesn't Smoke weed and speed down I-5 from Seattle to Portland??
  13. Chris M
    13. Posted by Chris M Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:48 pm EDT

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    it's a travesty that sheed is a #1 seed in this tourney. good upset. suck on that mr. c-t-c.
  14. playaplaya
    14. Posted by playaplaya Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    This is annoying. Send an anonymous email to someone who bugs you from http://whobugsyou.com
  15. denvertarheel
    15. Posted by denvertarheel Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    go sheed
  16. egriff
    16. Posted by egriff Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:55 pm EDT

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    this man coined the phrase, "The Ball Don't Lie" how could anyone go against that?
  17. beautyqueencheryl
    17. Posted by beautyqueencheryl Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    it is going to be sheed, it's not like she's gesile B. give me a break!!!!! she is pretty but come on!
    and btw- tim duncan asked resheed could he go down on him, sheed punched him in the face and replied move bit** i've got a title to win!!! 2008!!!
  18. Nenad B
    18. Posted by Nenad B Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    every Marko is upset-svaki Marko naopako
  19. sonic f l
    19. Posted by sonic f l Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    no joke shes wont contends with the miami girls but thats cause she is only one so i goin with ball dont lie man
  20. Joel J
    20. Posted by Joel J Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    Tim duncan is a waa-waa baby. sheed is a stud.
    sheed is more fun to watch than little timmy duncan any day.
  21. Eugene
    21. Posted by Eugene Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    Sheed
    vote for sheed
  22. laurita
    22. Posted by laurita Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    I gonna go wit sheed.
    shouts to pistons
    and good luck in the playoffs
  23. Marty
    23. Posted by Marty Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:23 pm EDT

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    Rasheed we still love in portland you are the man
  24. james
    24. Posted by james Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    Uh, Rasheed I hate to tell you this but you ARE the riff-raff.
  25. Martin A
    25. Posted by Martin A Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    This is basketball stuff not some modeling $#!@ even though shes hot she a girlfriend of a no name player Sheed has to win or that would be realy gay

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