From the Marbles - NASCAR

No sport offers up a more bewildering array of souvenir crap memorabilia than NASCAR, and They Make It digs deep into the corners of the Internet to bring all that strangeness to light. Today: NASCAR driver nuts. Peanuts. Stop giggling.

The item: Planters' NASCAR nuts, branded with your favorite driver -- if, of course, your favorite driver happens to be Greg Biffle, David Ragan or Jamie McMurray.

The deal: What goes better together than NASCAR and peanuts? What, I ask you? And if you were going to pick three nutty drivers, wouldn't you pick David Ragan, Greg Biffle and Jamie McMurray? They're as nutty as they come! And ... and ... sweet heaven, I can't come up with any more nut-oriented jokes that wouldn't get me a call from above. On a related note -- you think the David Ragan nuts laugh at the Jamie McMurray nuts for getting bounced out of a job? Okay, your turn.

The hat tip: Reader Kinggeorge, who located these for a mere 99 cents at his local food emporium. I still don't understand why all of you are laughing. But if you can stop your giggling and you have NASCARiana of your own to send my way, email photos, site links and the like to jay.busbee@yahoo.com. Stop laughing!

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