Using a maze of circular logic and semantics, Ellen DeGeneres tried to get Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton to confirm she was dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez during Thursday's episode.
Ellen was unsuccessful in those attempts, as Upton danced around the question and refused to give a straight answer. Yet her lack of complete denial could be construed as a tacit confirmation. At least, that's what Ellen seemed to think:
Am I wrong, or is Ellen pretty funny? ("You're wrong," respond everyone reading this blog.) Given three more years of awful matchups, an unlikeable announcing team and declining ratings and she'll be rumored to join the "Monday Night Football" booth in no time.