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    Ellen tries to get Kate Upton to confirm Mark Sanchez is her boyfriend

    Using a maze of circular logic and semantics, Ellen DeGeneres tried to get Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton to confirm she was dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez during Thursday's episode.

    Ellen was unsuccessful in those attempts, as Upton danced around the question and refused to give a straight answer. Yet her lack of complete denial could be construed as a tacit confirmation. At least, that's what Ellen seemed to think:

    Am I wrong, or is Ellen pretty funny? ("You're wrong," respond everyone reading this blog.) Given three more years of awful matchups, an unlikeable announcing team and declining ratings and she'll be rumored to join the "Monday Night Football" booth in no time.

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    40 comments

    • DingDong  •  3 months ago
      This article has been hidden due to low rating. Show Article
    • Tom H  •  3 months ago
      This is the most football relevant article, that Chris Chase has ever written.
    • spewing_venom619  •  3 months ago
      All I can do is picture a seething Chris Chase writing this blog, hoping against hope that the rumor isn't true, and that he still has a chance of scoring with the babe of his dreams.....Mark Sanchez.
    • Joe  •  St Paul, Minnesota  •  3 months ago
      Chris Chase quit your job and become a Garbage Man!!!!!
      • J 3 months ago
        Now that's just not practical. Can you imagine him putting as little effort into being a garbage man as he does into being an internet "journalist"? We'd be hip deep in waste by his second hour on the job.
      • Dogeater1 3 months ago
        No he cant, he must stick to what he does best...giving corporate officers of yahoo a #$%$
    • Mike Hunt  •  3 months ago
      Chris Chase give it up...Mark Sanchez is taken, you can't have him
    • JT  •  Pompano Beach, Florida  •  3 months ago
      Everbody in the world is trying to confirm if Chris Chase is a real writer, but I think we don't need to investigate much longer with articles like this one.
    • Cartman  •  3 months ago
      Yahoo one of the worlds most visited websites employs the Wold's Most Retarded Writer. Case of opposites attract or is it that their HR dept is even more retarded than Chris Chase?
    • BossMan  •  3 months ago
      Ellen has eaten more 'tang that Chris Chase will see in his life!! ...has a better chance of baggin' Kate!! ...and a bigger Johnson!!
    • Ceri  •  3 months ago
      These aren't things you write in a football article. These are things you say to your 36 cats. Or things that you write on the wall using your own poop.
    • Obama Stole My Beer  •  3 months ago
      Tyler Durden asked me if I could fight anyone in the world, who would it be. Without hesitation, I said Chris Chase. He needs an assbeating.
    • J  •  3 months ago
      Chris Chase............because sometimes, the National Enquirer is not enough.
      • Anthony 3 months ago
        LOL....couldn't of put it better myself.
    • Juror 67  •  3 months ago
      If I am not mistaken, the NFL is holding the draft combine in a few weeks.
      That would be NFL news. Repeated articles on some nineteen year old that may, or may not, be dating Mark Sanchez are not NFL news.
      Chris Chase is in the running for the Pulitzer Prize for his series on this model.
      Fire the editor who allows this garbage on a daily basis.
    • ShaunDogg  •  3 months ago
      Doug Farrar writes about the scouting combine. MJD writes about the UCLA OC helping current NFL QB's get better. And Chris Chase writes about Kate Upton. Yep. Sounds about right.
    • Frankie b  •  Jamaica, New York  •  3 months ago
      Why ask a question and then answer it for us by yourself..?
    • DR DOOM  •  Chicago, Illinois  •  3 months ago
      Chris Chase I’m not going to danced around the question and refused to give you a straight answer" you suck as a "Sports Writer" you should be a reporter for a #$%$ program like TMZ.
    • Captain Stabbing  •  3 months ago
      Fire Chris Chase Facebook community going strong: 2260 people hating this mor on 1 bad crapticle at a time
    • Ray  •  3 months ago
      My biggest problem is that Chris writes like a C student in high school. He knows the words, "maze," "circular logic," and "semantics"--but he apparently doesn't understand what they mean. How can circular logic be a maze--it can't. And what is a maze made out of semantics (meanings of words). And there are a dozen or so such erros in every one of his posts.
    • Gabriel Y  •  3 months ago
      Everyone here can confirm that Chris Chase sucks. Right?
      • Double U 3 months ago
        He's witty
      • DJ Davez0r 3 months ago
        There's a "Fire Chris Chase" fb page that has more like than "Shutdown Corner."
    • the1nonly  •  3 months ago
      Not even a Video of Kate Upton makes this article any good! Chris you suck! stick to gay comments about tebow and brat pitt!
    • Logan Howard  •  3 months ago
      yo, Chris you need to start posting on OMG!, not football.

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