So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring The Big Unit & Rush:
2nd — Eurometal. "Oh come ON! I have to buy a monopod extension too? Who designed this thing...oompa loompas?!"
3rd — Eddie J. "A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride
Today's Randy Johnson
HM — andrewscott48. "Not quite what Nike had in mind when they sponsored Randy Johnson."