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Sunday afternoon after the Vikings game, FOX wanted to show the world Vikings owner Zygi Wilf's emotional presentation of the game ball to Brad Childress, whose son just became a Marine. This presentation came in the Vikings locker room, a place where there are often a lot of large, nude men.

If you don't know by now, I'm sure you see where this is going. FOX's camera accidentally caught a glimpse of Visanthe Shiancoe's penis, and the image was broadcast to the world. I believe Deadspin was the first with the story (obviously, some not-safe-for-work language and imagery there).

I didn't post about it myself, because I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I figured it was something that a few people would chuckle about, and then it would go away. It's something that's bound to happen every so often. You put cameras on a football field, and eventually, you'll get footage of a punt block. You put cameras in a locker room, eventually, you're going to get footage of some penis.

But since the Deadspin post, the thing's kind of snowballed. It's been in the Minnesota papers, the LA Times, countless other papers and nearly every blog. Shiancoe's commented on it, his agent's commented about it and FOX has issued an apology. No penis has received this much media attention since Bill Clinton was in office.

The good news is that Shiancoe doesn't appear to be experiencing any personal embarrassment about the situation, despite what his agent says. I'd feel bad if some guy accidentally had his junk put on the airwaves, and was horribly embarrassed about it and felt like his privacy had been violated.

Fortunately, that's not the case here. The agent's official quote was that Shiancoe was embarrassed, but Shiancoe himself only asked a reporter, "How'd it look?" Shiancoe seems to believe that it should have its own network television show, and it wouldn't surprise me if FOX went for some cross-promotion and had it star on an episode of "House," where Vistanthe went into Princeton Plainsboro, complained about some pain in the appendage and House eventually diagnosed that there was a small Volkswagon manufacturing plant operating in there.

So, how did it look? Eh. A little shadowy, maybe, but clean and well-groomed. I give it a seven out of 10. But remember, I've seen "Any Given Sunday," and that movie set the bar high. Most critics are coming in at about the B+/A- range. That's something you can be proud of, young man.

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  1. Adrian Peterson = Hope
    1. Posted by Adrian Peterson = Hope Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    well put
  2. Adrian Peterson = Hope
    2. Posted by Adrian Peterson = Hope Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    well put
  3. Party Pooper
    3. Posted by Party Pooper Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    So, the Vikings were "exposed?"
  4. Leff NutZ
    4. Posted by Leff NutZ Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    Yup yup, lets forum the penis.
  5. domenick2x
    5. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    "You put cameras in a locker room, eventually, you're going to get footage of some penis."
    Fickle 'finger' of fate?
  6. domenick2x
    6. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    In the sentiments of fair play, I demand some locker room footage of women's soccer.
    NOW.
  7. Barry D.
    7. Posted by Barry D. Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    NEWS FLASH-from The Minnesota Daily Sentinel!
    NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is looking into a possible fine and/or suspension for Minnesota Viking Visanthe Shiancoe and his "Penis", sometimes referred to as "Junk".
    The Commissioner's office in a prepared statement said: "The NFL has the right to levy fines and/or suspensions to any player(s) who use their 'Junk' as a NFL team logo image for profit. In this particular case, the misuse of the 'Viking Horn' trademark".
  8. FairlyHonestBob
    8. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    "FOX's camera accidentally caught a glimpse" Yeah right.
  9. domenick2x
    9. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Any proof to the rumor that Visanthe was flaunting his junk in an attempt to score commercial work for the Big Pharma sponsor, Levitra?
  10. domenick2x
    10. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    In that pic, Zygi looks AWFULLY uncomfortable in a room full of semi-clad men. Add in that little bristle-brush moustache that looks like it came right out of a San Fran hotspot in the 70's...
    Maybe he's suppressing something?
  11. boraxpointdexter
    11. Posted by boraxpointdexter Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    is that a lady standing next to shiancoe? man, that guy really has no shame..he he.
  12. adam
    12. Posted by adam Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    on any of the other websites carrying this story, you can CLEARLY see Brad Childress checking Shiancoe's junk out. What I love most about it is Childress' enquiring 'WHAT IS THAT?' face!
  13. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    13. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    "Shiancoe himself only asked a reporter, "How'd it look?"
    Bahahahaha! Props to Visanthe for handling this situation so well.
  14. Jimmy Mac
    14. Posted by Jimmy Mac Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    You just commented on the man's penis saying it was "clean and well groomed". Wow, I'm never reading anything you write again.
  15. GregP
    15. Posted by GregP Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:13 pm EDT

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    Pam Oliver requesteda helicopter just to make sure it was legit. The she said, "hey Tafoya got somethin' for ya"!
  16. domenick2x
    16. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Sounds like Jimmy Mac has fear of man-parts, and fear of those who aren't afraid of man-parts.
  17. ace da luva
    17. Posted by ace da luva Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    Number 1 on the list of top10 things a guy should never say........"So, how did it look? Eh. A little shadowy, maybe, but clean and well-groomed. I give it a seven out of 10."
  18. nrelbeud
    18. Posted by nrelbeud Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    domenick2x are you a male or femail
  19. deadonmisfire
    19. Posted by deadonmisfire Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    yea, i'm honestly surprised this hasn't happened at least every other week. You have a camera in a room with guys changing and this is the first time this happened. Didn't need all the info about his penis though, a little graphic.
  20. domenick2x
    20. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    nrelbeud, I'm all male. No fear of man-parts here... Jimmy Mac needs to get back in the closet.
  21. nrelbeud
    21. Posted by nrelbeud Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    well you know what they say about the french
  22. domenick2x
    22. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Visanthe is French?
  23. JASONM
    23. Posted by JASONM Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:03 pm EDT

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    Who cares???? the guy is really starting to make some plays. If the guy need to flaunt some [profane] and balls let him. Look at it this way...........had it been Brett Favre.........we would not have to guess what the cover of Madden 2010 would have been.
  24. Matt
    24. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    An expanded version of that photo (it's at the Deadspin link) shows that Childress was totally checking out Shiancoe's (admittedly impressive) package.
  25. Christi
    25. Posted by Christi Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    all i can say is .. WOW!... nothin wrong with that at all.. now.. have a nice day!

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