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If you watched NBA basketball last season and sat through more than one commercial break, you're familiar with Steve Porter's work. He's the guy behind that excellent ad campaign with all your favorite NBA players singing without singing. And, as you probably know, Porter first made his bones on the Internet with a little ditty called "Press Hop."

Now, almost a year after his breakout hit, Porter has returned with a sequel, perfectly named "Press Hop 2." And yes, it features LeBron James'(notes) "I'm taking my talents to South Beach" quite prominently.

Don't try to act like you don't love this. I could have used a little more Ron Artest(notes). OK, fine, a lot more Ron Artest. Not a single word exists that is more melodious than "psychiatrist."

(h/t Skeets)

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  1. Certified
    1. Posted by Certified Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:44 am EDT

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    Instant classic!
  2. SJ
    2. Posted by SJ Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:51 am EDT

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    LOL this stuff is great, loved the ending
  3. Fly M
    3. Posted by Fly M Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:02 pm EDT

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    It's unfortunate that there is soooo much hatred in the USA. Obviously pot-bellied, low-class, ignorant, narrow-minded and the 5th grade educated could learn to respect but not defame someone's character.
  4. Certified
    4. Posted by Certified Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:15 pm EDT

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    @ Fly M. I would hardly call that video hatred. I have no issues with someone wanting to get on their soap box, but at least let the material be semi relevant before going into a random rant.
  5. alex
    5. Posted by alex Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:16 pm EDT

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    Fly you are not holier than. WTF are you? Six-packed, high class, intelligent, open-minded? LOL the hatred that forced the USA into slavery.......it wasn't hatred, it was greed and people on the other side selling their own. Look just because you read a book or listened to a lecture does not make you all-knowing nor does it give you any right to sit on a perch and look down at anybody else. It must be lonely up there.
  6. Pleezbaleev
    6. Posted by Pleezbaleev Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:20 pm EDT

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    incredible... wtf is 3 and 4 talkina bout
  7. Bob
    7. Posted by Bob Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:22 pm EDT

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    That's brilliant! Love it!
  8. LuciferW
    8. Posted by LuciferW Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:24 pm EDT

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    Man Lebrat Shames The Choken One must be very frustrated thats why he let his image spiral down to oblivion by becoming a BACK UP to Wade in Miami. I mean, every year he gets every hype gay bloggers like Trey kerby and Kelly Dwyer and gay networks like espn BUT Kobe Bryant gets all the rings!! LeMONKEY must be asking himself right now how much hype do i need for somebody to give me a ring!?!?!? LMFAO!!!
    Lakers are dangerous from all positions now.. Plus a motivated Kobe Bryant to get his 6th and 7th ring.. I bet by the end of next season LeBRAT will commit suicide after losing to the Cavs in the first round of the playoffs! LMFAO!!!!
    LAKERS ALL THE WAY BABY!!! 3 PEATX4!!!
  9. LuciferW
    9. Posted by LuciferW Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:24 pm EDT

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    Man Lebrat Shames The Choken One must be very frustrated thats why he let his image spiral down to oblivion by becoming a BACK UP to Wade in Miami. I mean, every year he gets every hype gay bloggers like Trey kerby and Kelly Dwyer and gay networks like espn BUT Kobe Bryant gets all the rings!! LeMONKEY must be asking himself right now how much hype do i need for somebody to give me a ring!?!?!? LMFAO!!!
    Lakers are dangerous from all positions now.. Plus a motivated Kobe Bryant to get his 6th and 7th ring.. I bet by the end of next season LeBRAT will commit suicide after losing to the Cavs in the first round of the playoffs! LMFAO!!!!
    LAKERS ALL THE WAY BABY!!! 3 PEATX4!!!
  10. Richard Y
    10. Posted by Richard Y Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:25 pm EDT

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    There are no words to describe how awesome this is.
  11. Anton
    11. Posted by Anton Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:29 pm EDT

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    I like the Iverson practice song much better.
  12. Shweaty B
    12. Posted by Shweaty B Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:42 pm EDT

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    Love it!!!
  13. me
    13. Posted by me Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:52 pm EDT

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    Shoots and scores!!
  14. Alan
    14. Posted by Alan Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:56 pm EDT

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    Why don't you head out to L.A., bend over, and beg for some Artest up your @#$, Trey?
  15. A Yahoo! User
    15. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:57 pm EDT

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    Kobe rapes
  16. A Yahoo! User
    16. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:59 pm EDT

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    Kobe rapes
  17. Elroy Jetson
    17. Posted by Elroy Jetson Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:23 pm EDT

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    To #3 - Wake up, fool! Have a sense of humor, or have no sense at all! Lighten up...
  18. Elroy Jetson
    18. Posted by Elroy Jetson Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:24 pm EDT

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    To#4 - You make #3 sound smart...idjit.
  19. Noonan
    19. Posted by Noonan Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:31 pm EDT

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    ima take my talents to Bouth Seach.......
  20. gilleyats
    20. Posted by gilleyats Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:00 pm EDT

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    I cannot stand Lebron, we need more of these videos
  21. gilleyats
    21. Posted by gilleyats Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:00 pm EDT

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    I cannot stand Lebron, we need more of these videos
  22. Kirieff
    22. Posted by Kirieff Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:04 pm EDT

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    I'm going to take my comment to GOGGLE. lmao
  23. BTank
    23. Posted by BTank Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:05 pm EDT

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    Fantastic!
  24. kamichi-Na-kamichi
    24. Posted by kamichi-Na-kamichi Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:11 pm EDT

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    Did you guys see the pic on the front page of yahoo sport, where the 3 clowns are giggling like 3 little girls in heat? Could it be more low and disgusting than that? Cmon, I would rather they showed meaness, like they are going to kick you where the sun don't shine or something. And look at those eyes, side way looking they both are going to smoocht wade. Yuck. Yeap, its official now, LBJ and Bosh are Waade's B*tches. Wait da minute, could they be .....? Nah.
  25. Kirieff
    25. Posted by Kirieff Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:29 pm EDT

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    Love the video! couldn't stop laughing and i'm at work! the dance LBJ did was funny...chad was also funny. that whole video was GREAT!

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