Tue Jun 09 01:45pm EDT
I tweeted this fantastic Andrei Kirilenko(notes) photo (via SLC Dunk) a few days ago, but after looking at it again, I've decided it's worthy of your most excellent Create-a-Caption powers. So have at it. Best caption wins a copy of "Eastbound & Down" and some salt pork. Good luck, friends.
After the jump, Pietrus argues a call with referee Tom Washington.
Washington: "Now follow my finger with your eyes!"
Pietrus: "C'mon, monsieur, I already deed what you asked mee to— Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-"
Washington: "Follow my fingers!"
Washington: "FOUL on number 20!"
Pietrus: "Sacre bleu."