Ball Don't Lie - NBA

"What do you MEAN I don't seem happy? I AM SO VERY HAPPY, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY CLAPPING. I just register pleasure with a certain measure of intensity. THE INTENSITY OF ONE THOUSAND WHITE-HOT, BURNING SUNS! This is the hateppiest I've ever felt!"

Pretty weird, Sociopathic Version of Scott Skiles I've Made Up. Pretty weird, indeed.

Best caption wins crazy-face lessons from Cap'n Crazy Face. Good luck.

In our last adventure: On the court, Nene rages; off-court, he contemplates.

Winner, Nick W: Nene stands calmly as Ty Lawson's(notes) punch just misses.

Runner-up, Patrick: Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris wasn't the only one who kept a third fist in his beard.

Second runner-up, Naix: Nene regrets buying that giant novelty blowdryer.

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