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At the risk of sounding oversentimental or already drunk on cranberry sauce, I'd like to confess that I love those "What I'm Thankful For" columns.

Long favored by columnists with one foot out the vacation door and perfected by Joe Posnanski, I'm thankful someone provides me a forum to get all touchy feely before the fam breaks out Mom's famous cheeseballs and we watch the Lions get mauled by whatever team they're facing.

So without further delay, here's a few heaping spoonfuls of grateful, which shall serve as the Stew's weekend stuffing, so long as baseball's GMs don't shake off the effects of tryptophan and finally start making some offseason moves over the weekend.

(Which is to say, we'll probably see you next Monday ... Have a great Thanksgiving.) 

101 off-the-top-of-my-head reasons I'm thankful for baseball

To begin, I'm thankful, of course, for the game itself (1). Over the past 10 months, I've been able to follow it as closely as ever and, as such, was able to watch the moments we'll never forget from '08. When I look back, I'll be thankful I saw things like Brad Lidge doing his best Tug McGraw impression (2),  David Price sending the Rays to an improbable World Series with a four-out save (3), the no-hitters from Carlos Zambrano and Jon Lester (4), Griff's 600th and Man-Ram's 500th (5), the hotter-than-hot .400 start from Chipper Jones (6), the ageless pitching performances of Jamie Moyer (7), the play-through-the-pain dedication of guys like Albert Pujols and Chase Utley (8) and, lest we forget, Josh Hamilton sending little white baseball after little white baseball up into the air of the black Bronx sky (9). 

I'm thankful for other things that defined the season — the earth-shaking deadline deals like Manny Ramirez-to-the-Dodgers (10), the earth-shaking swap (in more ways than one), CC Sabathia-to-the-Brewers (11), pitchers like The Big Guy pitching on short rest during a playoff push (12) and, even though it redefined ug-lee at the end, the surprising two-horse race in the AL Central between the White Sox and Twins (13).

If you read this blog on a frequent basis, I'm thankful for you, the reader (14). I'm thankful you understand that my love of baseball goes beyond the standings and statistics, that I've got a penchant for the offbeat and colorful, that I adore the little things that make up the fabric of why we pack the stadiums each summer day and follow them on the radio or TV each summer night.

I'm thankful for the frivolous and silly things like the infernal hip-bump (15) that help the players make it through a 162-game grind and make running a baseball blog so much fun. I'm thankful for things like Jason Giambi's mustache (16), Derek Jeter, A-Rod and Roger Clemens on a gossip page (17), Torii Hunter's humor (18), clubhouse pranks like Kyle Kendrick getting traded to Japan (19), Jonathan Papelbon's grating, yet sorta endearing hijinks (20) and because I'm nothing if not a frustrated fashion diva, the Cy Young-winning wardrobe of Tim Lincecum (21).

I'm thankful for the great nicknames that keep alive the tradition of good baseball monikers — "Pronk" (22), "Pat The Bat" (23), "Big Unit" (24),  "The Hebrew Hammer" (25), "Doc Halladay" (26), "King Felix" (27), "El Caballo" (28), "Big Papi" (29), "Cinco Ocho" (30) and  "Big Puma/Fat Elvis" (31/32) among them.

I'm thankful for the aspects of television that make this the best era to be a baseball couch potato. I can no longer live without Extra Innings (33), Extra Innings in hi-def (34), legendary announcers like Vin Scully (35) and Bob Uecker (36), underappreciated PBP announcers like Dan Shulman (37) and Len Kasper (38), pitch count trackers that never leave the screen (39), recording a game on DVR (40), starting it 45 minutes late (41), missing most of the commercials (42), talking about it on your team's message board (43)  and following it all with an open laptop set to GameChannel and your fantasy team (45). 

Speaking of computers, I'm thankful for the contacts and friends I've made in the baseball 'sphere over the past year. Close to home, I'm thankful for Dave Brown's invigorating shots of Morning Juice (46) and even more so for his cooky yet oh-so-revealing Answer Men sessions (47). I'm particularly thankful for the time he asked Cole Hamels if he had ever smoked a pack of Camels (48) and his continued linkage of Eva Longoria photographs (49).

Across this seam-stitched series of tubes, I'm thankful for Meech's Phillies videos on The Fightins' (No Questions Asked) (50), Walkoff Walk's Prancing Shrimp (51), Tao of Stieb's Canadian comedy (52), the pop culture references of Sons of Steve Garvey (53), Andy Dolan's simmering Cubs rage over on Desipio (54), Samara's artful take on Roar Of The Tigers (55), David Chalk's insistence on still calling them the Devil Rays on B&C (56), the laughs I get from Surviving Grady (57) and Cards Diaspora (58), Ian Casselberry's blessing of his boys (59) and the 3,000 word posts from JoPo that always derail my productivity (60).

But enough inside-bloggerdom, let's get back to baseball. I'm thankful for the league's ballparks (61) and the differences between them. I'm thankful for the ivy at Wrigley Field (62), the fireworks on a July night at The Cell (63), the unparalleled tailgating scene at Miller Park (64), the statues of Clemente, Stargell and Wagner outside PNC Park (65), the tomahawk-choppin' Chick-Fil-A cow at Turner Field (66) and the Think Blue sign outside Dodger Stadium (67). While I won't miss the smell at old Yankee Stadium, I'm still thankful for the Bronx roar you can't get anywhere else (68), just as I'm thankful for Cardinals fans all dressed in red (69), outfielders avoiding the centerfield flag pole in Houston (70) and even that big, honkin' HD scoreboard in Kansas City (71). I'm thankful for McCovey Cove at AT&T Park (72), the Green Monster at Fenway (72) and the catwalks at Tropicana Field (74). In that order.

Since I'm starting to think about Thursday night's dinner, I'm thankful for ballpark food. Things like crabfries at Citizens Bank (75), garlic fries at AT&T (76), kosher dogs with grilled onions on Chicago's South Side (77), the cheese-fry helmet and the pressbox ice cream at Miller (78), I-shaped pretzels in Cleveland (79), Dodger Dogs in Chavez Ravine (80), Boog's BBQ in Baltimore (81) and Ben's Chili Bowl in Washington (82).

As Poz would say, time for the big finish: I'm thankful for New Era fitted baseball hats (83), the bronze plaques at Cooperstown (84), the flood of new baseball books each spring (85) and old video games like RBI Baseball (86) and Baseball Stars (87). I'm thankful my mom hasn't thrown out binder after binder of baseball cards in my childhood bedroom, even though it's been a good 10 years since I last looked through them (88). I'm thankful for old Beckett magazines (89), the Bo Jackson card where he's holding a bat across football shoulderpads (90) and anything having to do with Ron Kittle (91) and Leon Durham (92). 

I'm thankful for things like deciding to go to a 7 p.m. game at 6:15 (93), scalpers with a fistful of tickets to sell and no one to sell them to (94), blooper reels during rain delays (95), constantly checking scores on your cellphone (96) and pumping a fist when you see a score you agree with (97). 

I'm thankful for talking baseball with friends (98), going to baseball games with dad (99) and writing about baseball here on the Stew (100).

Finally, I'm most thankful for having plenty of beer to drink while watching baseball (101).

(Did you really think I'd go 101 deep without mentioning that last one?)

Talk amongst yourselves: What are you thankful for?

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  1. alex m
    1. Posted by alex m Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    who is cinco ocho?
  2. Ken C
    2. Posted by Ken C Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    Mussina winning 20?
  3. Saro G
    3. Posted by Saro G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    Couldn't even give Shea an obituary? I hope you get your wallet stolen at Yankee Stadium III or CitiField next year.
  4. Matt
    4. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    All those nicknames and you forgot the Mexicutioner?
  5. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    5. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    A shout-out to Giambino's 'stache, but no mention of the slump-busting Golden Thong? I guess some things are better left un-thanked-for.
  6. Rob Iracane
    6. Posted by Rob Iracane Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    The crab fries alone fill out 39 spots in my list of 101.
  7. Ed K
    7. Posted by Ed K Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    I'm thankful for the minor leagues. Specifically, for the gazillion teams, the whacked out promotions, and especially the ticket prices (10 bucks for a front row seat in Rochester, NY!).
  8. Jer
    8. Posted by Jer Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Richie Sexson throwing his helmet to break up a dull boring season of losing for the Mariners before getting released.
    And Richie Sexson getting released period... :D
  9. cpass
    9. Posted by cpass Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    I thought this was "why I'm thankful for baseball" post. Why is Cinco Ocho here? That's...gasp, gulp...dare I say a dirty word...oh my gosh...here goes...FOOTBALL!
    I'm with Matt. For a nickname, let's go with The Mexicutioner. Forget Cinco Ocho. He doesn't belong here.
  10. yogaflame
    10. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    I'm personally thankful for the Yankees missing the playoffs. The gift that will hopefully keep on giving...
  11. Duk
    11. Posted by 'Duk Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Cinco Ocho es Jonathan Papelbon. Ocho Cinco es Chad Johnson.
  12. Jason C
    12. Posted by Jason C Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    101 and no mention of anything Athletics related?
    I am thankful for Brad Ziegler giving Oakland fans something to cheer about for two and a half amazing months.
  13. DICK SMOTHERS
    13. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Sesenta nueve es muy bien.
  14. blasty024
    14. Posted by blasty024 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Jason bay and manny both in playoffs on different teams??????
    just a thought
  15. A Yahoo! User
    15. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:20 pm EDT

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    i'm just thankful you're all so thankful...now hand me a damn drunmstick
  16. frosty
    16. Posted by frosty Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    k-rod setting a record?
  17. Cubbies
    17. Posted by Cubbies Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    I'm thankful for Greg Maddux, and guys like him who clearly just love the game. What class.
  18. Cubbies
    18. Posted by Cubbies Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    I'm also thankful that there's so much parity that teams like the Rays and Brewers can make the playoffs with tons of talented young guys.
  19. K.M. Cost
    19. Posted by K.M. Cost Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Why everybody telling him what to put on his list, its what HE is thankful for.
  20. cunextuesday
    20. Posted by cunextuesday Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:10 pm EDT

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    how about the cuban missle chi sox!!! go sox
  21. jomigo62@...
    21. Posted by jomigo62@... Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Ocho Cinco is the former Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals, and yes, Mike Mussina did win 20 games this past season.
  22. zack
    22. Posted by zack Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    he's NOT talking about chad johnson, hes talking about jonathan papelbon.
    ocho cinco=85, cinco ocho=58 seriously
  23. Jorge D
    23. Posted by Jorge D Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    i agree with #20..these are his thing to thank for....
    (cinco ocho, that was a good one LOL)
  24. johnnybuckets
    24. Posted by johnnybuckets Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Moooooooooooooooooooooooooose!
  25. serafin v
    25. Posted by serafin v Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    how about quentin go chisox

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