Caps For Sale was one of my favorite storybooks as a kid and I can't help but think that Colorado Rockies teammates Jason Giambi(notes) and Troy Tulowitzki(notes) are a lot like two of the lid-stealing monkeys from that excellent tale. I also can't help but think that Giambi's hat would work much better if he still had that classic mustache.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring a pair of San Francisco Giants fans, the Commissioner's Trophy and an uninterested Yorkie.
1st — David. "I said a TROPHY WIFE not a trophy and a wife!"
2nd — badac. "That's a lovely troph... Hey! Sandoval's got bacon! Bacon, bacon, bacon..."
HM — Edward L. "Is that a fire hydrant?"