Ah, it isn't every day that I can write a reference to one of my favorite albums in a Stew headline, but this shot of Orlando Hudson and Chase Headley hitting the deck has finally given me a chance. What a way to end the week.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — vaffanculo. "In the end, Fernando Tatis COULD drive 55."
2nd — James B. "Wait ... we all started Johan? All right, a home run it is ..."
HM — jbeezy. "Are you sure he played Winter ball in the Mexican league?" "That was five months ago, I don't think we have anything to worry about..."