Create-a-Caption: The coast is never clear at Dodger Stadium


Ah, it isn't every day that I can write a reference to one of my favorite albums in a Stew headline, but this shot of Orlando Hudson and Chase Headley hitting the deck has finally given me a chance. What a way to end the week.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Thursday's exclusionary C-a-C:

Josh Johnson and a club that won't have him

1st — vaffanculo. "In the end, Fernando Tatis COULD drive 55."

2nd — James B. "Wait ... we all started Johan? All right, a home run it is ..."

3rd — Smoshed. "Okay fellas, Jerry was on the baseline twittering on his phone again. Anyone else get a good look?"

HM — jbeezy. "Are you sure he played Winter ball in the Mexican league?" "That was five months ago, I don't think we have anything to worry about..."