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A few minutes after seeing this extremely shoddy job of Port-a-Potty tipping outside Citizens Bank Park — hey, everybody knows you're supposed to push 'em door side down — Jeff Passan and I were privy to an absolutely terrifying sight.

With God as our witness, we both saw a shirtless and muscle-bound 30-something, angrily waving a crowbar — a !@#@$% CROWBAR! — and threatening a crowd of celebrants while crossing the street away from Philadelphia's sports complex.

Both of us were really too shocked, frightened, amazed, etc. to snap a picture of said man for blogging purposes, but both of us agreed we'd probably be seeing the man on the news in the days ahead. Luckily, there have been no reports of any crowbar-beating deaths in the Philadelphia area, leading me to believe the man was simply exercising his birth right to do some low-level looting in celebration of a sports team's championship. May God bless America.

Follow the jump to discover the Deadspin-provided video of a fan getting hit in the noggin' with a bottle during Wednesday night's celebration. If that alone isn't enough to make you watch it 10 times in a row, perhaps I should mention that he's on top on a high traffic light when struck?

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