Often on the bubble at this time of year, Rockies catcher Sal Fasano usually prepares a contingency plan in case he doesn't make the big league roster. This time, he's putting on his best Viking face for coach Don Baylor in hopes of landing a spot in the next credit card commercial featuring the feared Norsemen.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — C. Trent Rosecrans.
"Pedro's came with a handle installed."
2nd — Smoshed.
"You may have my number, but stay away from me lucky charms."
3rd — The Game!
"Now how the hell do I get my hand inside this puppet"