Grizzly.

"Norv, when you were head coach of the Raiders, did you fantasize about killing yourself?"
"Every day, Lane. Every day."

Note to the young quarterbacks out there: This is not the preferred throwing stance.

Great. Now Aikman's going to demand this in any stadium he broadcasts a game.

Matt Jones has a mustache. Or, as police like to call it, an "evidence collector."

Come on, man, it's Nate Kaeding. Is all that really necessary?

"Hello, sideline? It's Visanthe. Could someone please bring me some Gatorade? Yeah, the blue kind. Oh, and I think Gus is dead."

Hello, ma'am.

Vince Young, clearly still struggling with some of life's basic fundamentals.

I'd bet anything that this guy grew up torturing kittens. And collecting awesome wristwatches.

You know, after a touchdown, maybe a big guy might like to jump into your arms. Did you ever think of that, Mr. Selfish?

I know Deuce has had some injury problems, but I didn't know they were this bad. Stay away from the light, Deuce!

"Tally ho, my good man! Might you wish to accompany me on a zesty jaunt towards the painted turf? No? Fare thee well, then, I shall gallop alone!"

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