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Tue Jul 06 02:30pm PDT

Somehow Chris Andersen got even more tattoos

By Trey Kerby

Chris Andersen(notes) has already had a pretty busy summer and it's barely July. As you probably remember, he got an enormous neck tattoo that must have taken at least a few hours in the artist's chair. Now that he's had what is probably the last remaining spot on the front of his body tatted up, he can focus on more important things. Super necessary things like judging model competitions with a bunch of MMA guys, like he did this past weekend. Oh, and also debuting yet another tattoo in a place that usually doesn't have tattoos — inside his fingers and on every knuckle.

Yep, that's a mustache finger tattoo, which is basically the best tattoo you can get. It's essentially facial hair insurance, just in case you forget to grow a mustache and are in danger of being ostracized from the local VFW. I particularly like that the tattoo stretches on to two fingers, ensuring that the 'stache is adequately burly. Good planning.

Plus, Birdman got his "Free Bird" neck piece filled in with a gradient straight off a Squirt bottle. Like I said, he's been busy.

Now that his whole neck and hands are covered in ink, all he's got left to cover is his face. He's got a solid three months to waste before next season, so don't be surprised if that's taken care of pretty soon.

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  1. Kadir
    1. Posted by Kadir Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:43 pm EDT

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    typical american loser
  2. Derrick Morton
    2. Posted by Derrick Morton Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:51 pm EDT

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    I don't know what kind of Americans you've been meeting, but Chris Anderson is far from typical
  3. Steven
    3. Posted by Steven Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:03 pm EDT

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    Tool
  4. T_cornmuffin_
    4. Posted by T_cornmuffin_ Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:19 pm EDT

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    whats up with the soul patch on the left side of his lip?
  5. Health Club
    5. Posted by Health Club Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:39 pm EDT

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    Every other hipster in San Francisco has one of those finger-mustache tattoos.
  6. Brad K
    6. Posted by Brad K Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:49 pm EDT

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    I would just like to say that my friends invented the fingerstache tattoo ages ago....they are only cool if you draw them on your fingers with a magic marker and don't act like an idiot. I'm sad to say that they have apparently become blase.
  7. Tawana
    7. Posted by Tawana Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:50 pm EDT

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    typical white trash.
  8. Sinsemilla
    8. Posted by Sinsemilla Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:52 pm EDT

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    It's a humorous tattoo. It's his body. I don't know why you people give a f***, obviously Chris Andersen stopped caring about what he looked like about 2,000 hours of tattooing ago.
  9. Eric E
    9. Posted by Eric E Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:36 pm EDT

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    What a dillweed!
  10. Evlar Vest
    10. Posted by Evlar Vest Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:45 pm EDT

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    Birdman for president.
  11. leslie d
    11. Posted by leslie d Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:28 am EDT

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    Hey, does the ENORMOUS amount of tats Anderson has make him a "thug" also?
  12. joey
    12. Posted by joey Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:47 am EDT

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    well, he THINKS he's a thug. confused little boy.
  13. Champ Anderson
    13. Posted by Champ Anderson Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:06 am EDT

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    mega douche... and for the record, I dont care. Im just giving my opinion. I would also like to and that I think no would should care. people like this d-bag should make you realize that nothing is worth caring about, because the human race as a whole, is F**KING RETARDED! essentially, we're all doomed.
  14. joe
    14. Posted by joe Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:10 am EDT

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    is that his boyfriend?
  15. joe
    15. Posted by joe Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:11 am EDT

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    typical american? uh, yeah, we're all 6'9 and covered in tattoos.
  16. Miamis big 3
    16. Posted by Miamis big 3 Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:58 am EDT

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    Lol a mustache tattoo wow. Least he finally shaved off his REAL mustache, dude looked like a player from the 70's instead of the birdman
    But anyways anybody who cares what HE does with himself needs to hit the gym cause yall got issues
    yall say "thug" as if its a horrible name, im sure he could beat any of yall up so quit b*tching
  17. OdomAndGommorah
    17. Posted by OdomAndGommorah Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:43 am EDT

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    Hard to find a bigger douchebag.
  18. lardy125
    18. Posted by lardy125 Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:11 am EDT

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    he's wearing those shades to block out his hideous tattoos.
  19. nate
    19. Posted by nate Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:18 pm EDT

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    Hey think of it this way, dude's helping out the economy by creating jobs for [profane]wits with tattoo guns nationwide
  20. Morfeo
    20. Posted by Morfeo Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:21 pm EDT

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    Do your thing Birdman!
  21. Tribe
    21. Posted by Tribe Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:02 pm EDT

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    People like that guy make the NBA look very unprofessional.
    the NBA doesn't give a [profane] what they look like, as long as the money is coming in.
  22. J-Rich
    22. Posted by J-Rich Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:29 pm EDT

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    why does basketball have to be so professional anyway. for God sake these cats are playing basketball for aliving...i do that s h i t everyday of my life i na cut tshirt, shorts, and some old AI3 shoes with a ball that has knots on a leaning wooden backboard goal...nobody's caring about me or the millions of other people worlwide who do the same. so why do they have to act "professionally" ? ah, keep playing good basketball and gettin tatted birdman and let these clowns keep hatin because they cant afford the money or time to do so
  23. Suga plum
    23. Posted by Suga plum Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:46 pm EDT

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    The NBA and it's thugs. LOL!
  24. Booker T
    24. Posted by Booker T Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:50 pm EDT

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    He's gonna be the weirdest looking old man ever (assuming Rodman doesn't make it past 60).
  25. Michael
    25. Posted by Michael Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:52 pm EDT

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    Kadir, you're probably a "typical hairy smelly desert-dwelling dirtbag" huh? Hahahaha. You foreign pieces of camel dung are hilarious. You talk all this junk then go home and bully your women. Hilarious. Tell you what, buy some clippers, trim that damn outrageous body hair you have, wear some deodorant, and stop with the fake machismo...because we all know you guys are little cowards. You kebab-eating ham hock. Lol.

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