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Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:30 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Jason Kidd is ejected

Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban (far left) comforts Jason Kidd (confused thumbs up) after being tossed for decapitatin' Jannero Pargo (not pictured). Best caption wins a cookie to throw at whoever you wish.


After the jump, LeBron has DeShawn's beard on his mind.


Winner, junior:
I got 99 problems but a beard ain't one!

Runner-up, Trey:
There is no face under DeShawn Stevenson's beard. There is only Baron Davis' beard.

Blue ribbon, Mash:
LBJ: "DeShawn can celebrate all he wants to. I had my beard at 11, so whatever."

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  1. porellana25
    1. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    "A DRAW? A DRAW? I totally knocked him out!"
  2. hardwoodparoxysm
    2. Posted by hardwoodparoxysm Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    caption1:
    "what? it was even a guy this time!"
    note: domestic abuse = not funny.
    note2: jason kidd being unable to beat up anyone but his wife and janerro pargo mid-flight = funny.
    caption 2:
    kidd: okay, so the locker room, an escape from the media scrutiny and my millions of dollars are all... that way? awesome. thanks.
  3. the REAL Headless Chicken
    3. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Leaving after his courageous action an ejected Kidd yells: "Hey Dirk, I'll take the flagrant two bus home!"
  4. NativeSun
    4. Posted by NativeSun Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    "no mark, the pg you really want is that way.
  5. the REAL Headless Chicken
    5. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Mark to Jason: It will be alright Jason, let me just hand David this ... uhm, handle this...
  6. easy
    6. Posted by easy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    Kidd: Hey ref...I didn't know i couldn't do that
  7. Myko
    7. Posted by Myko Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    "What have I done?!?"
    *Breaks down and sobs after
  8. ALI RAW
    8. Posted by ALI RAW Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    didn't cuban said it'd be coo??
  9. Ley
    9. Posted by Ley Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    JKidd: I still get paid right???
  10. baller13zg
    10. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Hey Mark, do you think I could get out of this if I give that ref, maybe, say 6 TRIP-LE DOUB-LES or so?
  11. goathair
    11. Posted by goathair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    Hey! fuggedaboutit!
  12. The Great One
    12. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    Que Rico, just face it the Mavs will never get a ring, my team the Pistons will win another before the Mavs..
  13. devin c
    13. Posted by devin c Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    damn, i broke a nail!
  14. Andrew
    14. Posted by Andrew Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    Kidd: What? I didnt do anything! It was my evil, unknown twin!! He went that way!!!!
  15. MDS
    15. Posted by MDS Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Cuban: "I guess that makes two of us who can't dance with the stars"
  16. A Yahoo! User
    16. Posted by A Yahoo! User Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:47 pm EDT

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    We could care less for new york
  17. Mash
    17. Posted by Mash Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    lol #5 is awesome.
  18. FreshManny
    18. Posted by FreshManny Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    "I'm a choker not a fighter."
  19. porellana25
    19. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    "If Joumana could take one...?"
  20. JD
    20. Posted by JD Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    "Man, that kid's head is the greasiest head I've ever thrown to the ground! I mean, he definitely ain't sportin' no natural juices and berries . . ."
    OR
    "(Sniff) . . . Ew! It smells like a combination of dry baby drool and Dirk's armpit after double OT!"
  21. porellana25
    21. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    Mark:"Shield me in case he wants to choke ME"
  22. MattK
    22. Posted by MattK Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    Pictured: Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd (2) reacts after being ejected for a flagrant-2 foul on scrawny New Orleans Hornets guard Jannero Pargo, whom Kidd mistakenly believed to be a rogue blogger who sneaked into American Airlines Center and onto the court.
  23. The VZA
    23. Posted by The VZA Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    "Hey guys, don't look right now but I heard that redhead behind me say she thought I was cute....Damnit Mark, I said don't look!"
  24. The Great Gozinta
    24. Posted by The Great Gozinta Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:50 pm EDT

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    "All you need, Mark, is to trade the rest of your bench for Vince Carder!"
  25. Phantom Balls of Earl
    25. Posted by Phantom Balls of Earl Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Kidd: Flagrant, shmagrant. I just got drafted by the Bengals, fools.

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