Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:30 pm EDT
Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban (far left) comforts Jason Kidd (confused thumbs up) after being tossed for decapitatin' Jannero Pargo (not pictured). Best caption wins a cookie to throw at whoever you wish.

After the jump, LeBron has DeShawn's beard on his mind.
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Winner, junior:
I got 99 problems but a beard ain't one!
Runner-up, Trey:
There is no face under DeShawn Stevenson's beard. There is only Baron Davis' beard.
Blue ribbon, Mash:
LBJ: "DeShawn can celebrate all he wants to. I had my beard at 11, so whatever."
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Posted Nov 25 2009
Posted Nov 25 2009
Posted Nov 25 2009
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"what? it was even a guy this time!"
note: domestic abuse = not funny.
note2: jason kidd being unable to beat up anyone but his wife and janerro pargo mid-flight = funny.
caption 2:
kidd: okay, so the locker room, an escape from the media scrutiny and my millions of dollars are all... that way? awesome. thanks.
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*Breaks down and sobs after
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"(Sniff) . . . Ew! It smells like a combination of dry baby drool and Dirk's armpit after double OT!"
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