October 10, 2011
For the crime of writing a computer virus that crashed 1,507 computers in one day and singlehandedly caused a 7-point drop in the New York Stock Exchange, he was banned from owning or using a computer until his 18th birthday. But now, Utah Jazz swingman Gordon Hayward's(notes) sentence is up. It's time for Zero Cool to ride again.
Hack the planet, Gordo. Hack the planet.
Best caption wins Matthew Lillard's entire "Hackers" wardrobe. Good luck.
Winner, C: "And now / The end is near / My foot is broke / My knees are sore ..."
Runner-up, Jones6: "To the owner of a white Hyundai: You left your lights on. Thank you."