So the Cowboys have made a major offseason acquisition, one which should help them reverse seasons of frustration and heartbreak and face the 2013 season with renewed comfort and confidence.
Well, the team, at least. Not the fans.
That there is Jerry Jones' latest pickup, a styling ride dubbed "The Elegant Lady." While team officials won't disclose how much the fully-appointed ride cost, the Dallas Morning News pegged comparable models at $1.5 million to $2.5 million. Here, check out a video documenting its details:
The bus made its debut at the Super Bowl; it's where Larry Allen was when he learned he'd been inducted into the Hall of Fame. It's now headed to Indianapolis for the combine. And come the season, it'll make slinking out of Washington or New York after losses that much more comfortable.
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