Over the past year, Evan Longoria(notes) has been the star of a Bourne-like commercial and was placed on the cover of a video game. Now he finds himself as the star third baseman on the best team in baseball and is pictured next to a supermodel in a magazine that will soon be plastered across newsstands everywhere. We're pretty much guaranteed to see an angry guy dressed in red and carrying a contract at The Trop this season, right?
After you get your Rays attendance joke in, head on over to The Heater for more pictures of Longoria's upcoming high-fashion turn in Men's Journal. The rest of them don't feature any bikinis, but Longoria's noggin doesn't bear an eerie resemblance to Jeff Passan's column headshot — like he does in the picture above — either.