However, as these two fine White Sox fans can attest, that's simply not true.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — JJ. "I once took steroids too, son. Unfortunately, I injected them into my lower lip."
2nd — JerBear50. "Nice job today, son. Just so we're clear, if you so much as THINK about swinging at a pitch, we'll dump you out at Mile High in a Cutler jersey."
3rd — Dan D. "Son, up here we keep our bananas firmly wrapped up. I don't want yours swinging in any hammocks now, you hear?"
HM — Allen. "Trust me Jason, this is not a joke. You are in Colorado. You are in the Majors again. You are wearing a uniform. You will be getting paid. This is not a dream, so you can stop crying now."