Game of the Day: Royals 7, Tigers 4
Good game ... good game ... good game ... : The division leaders threw Rick Porcello(notes), Justin Verlander(notes) and Jarrod Washburn(notes) at the Royals, who could only counter with Bruce Chen(notes), Robinson Tejeda(notes) and Lenny DiNardo(notes) (who collectively sound like the set-up of a Carnac joke. In fact, didn't Lenny DiNardo do his stand-up routine on the "Tonight Show" back in '87?).
Whine cellar: Yet, when archaeologists dig up the fossils of this series in 3,000 years, they will find, curiously, that it was the Royals doin' the sweepin'. The last-place Royals, who are sprinting to avoid losing 100 games, but have won four in a row (also beating the Angels) against teams in first. These things happen in baseball, but it's particularly annoying, and a little troubling, if you're trying to close out a division title.
"Anybody who starts believing on how good they are is crazy, 'cause the baseball gods will bite you," said Tigers manager Jim Leyland, whose club had just swept the Rays in St. Petersburg a series before.
Chances are: The ad wizards over at coolstandings.com compute the Tigers still have an 85.6 percent chance of winning the Central, with the Twins (5 1/2 back) only having a 9.3 percent chance of overtaking them. The White Sox (six out) have a 5.2 percent chance of repeating. Math says everything's going to be OK for Motown.
Among the other division leaders, the Yankees are sitting at 99.3 percent, the Angels at 78.9, the Phillies at 92.4, the Cards at 99.8 and the Dodgers at 82.2.
Washout: If the Tigers do hold the fort for their first division title in 22 seasons (they won the wild card when they went to the World Series in '06) maybe it's because they actually got something out of Washburn, who has one victory and a 6.64 ERA in seven starts since coming from Seattle in a trade.
This performance — three runs, seven hits and three walks in five innings — was one of the better Tigers outings for Washburn, who's pitching on a sore knee. Against KC, he and the other pitchers were hurt by the offense hitting into five double plays.
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Feelin' Rundown (doctors say these games have a 50/50 chance of living, but there's only a 10 percent chance of that):
Rockies 5, Reds 1: Like the fur on Giambino's upper lip, the Rockies' wild card lead keeps growing.
Kreese: "Sweep the leg, Johnny!"
Johnny: "But Sensei, he'll die."
Nationals 8, Phillies 7: Bad road trip ends with a loss despite a five-run ninth inning. Cholly Manuel ain't happy.
"We've been getting outplayed by second division teams," Manuel said. "We don't put nobody away."
Not quite Bobby Knight blowing his peak, but C.M. is clearly sick and tired of losing to Purdue. If you're not going to recover, Greg
Graham Dobbs! ...
Marlins 13, Mets 4: The Fish are five games back of the Phillies and have six games against them down the stretch. Stranger things have happened, but not much stranger.