June 25, 2010
Why wouldn't Ron Artest(notes) be invited to the premier of the new "Twighlight" movie? Why wouldn't he immediately become best friends with werewolf Taylor Lautner? Once you have the craziest press conference ever while playing in Los Angeles, you immediately become Hollywood's biggest star. This makes total sense. Best caption wins a Team Jacob shirt. Good luck.
Previously, Jared and Gordon vest it up.
Winner, Casey C: "But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me
When I touch you like this
And I hold you like that
It's so hard to believe
But it's all coming back to me
It's all coming back
It's all coming back to me now
Runner-up, KneeJerkNBA: "Drake and Bieber, ruining music one Auto-Tuned, lip-synched note at a time."
Second runner-up, Mark M.: "Kerri Strug sure has grown into a strapping young lad..."