Premier League Bingo: How many points can you accumulate from the weekend's fixtures?
The Premier League soap opera continues this weekend with some intriguing plot-lines at both ends of the table keeping us hooked. Add an extra layer of enjoyment to your weekend by playing Premier League Bingo and see if the top flight is really as unpredictable as it claims. Starting with Hull's visit to the Emirates...
Arsenal vs Hull (12.30pm)
25 points: The game will kick-off with around 10,000 empty seats at the Emirates due to consecutive defeats, the early kick-off and 'Category C' opponents.
15 points: Sky's punditry team tell us Arsenal's win is further proof they are 'flat track bullies' despite dropping points at home to Watford and Middlesbrough already this season.
5 points: It's implied that Marco Silva has received advice from compatriot Jose Mourinho about how to torment Arsène Wenger and Arsenal.
Manchester United vs Watford (3pm)
25 points: Despite their feud in Italy, the game ends with Jose Mourinho embracing Walter Mazzarri in that psuedo-friendly manner he typically reserves for managers of teams that can't trouble his own.
15 points: Younès Kaboul is at fault for both goals that Watford concede.
5 points: Lingering shots of Anthony Martial sat in the Man Utd dugout with particular attention paid to body language and some speculative cod-psychology from the commentators.
Middlesbrough vs Everton (3pm)
25 points: Despite the home side winning three of 12 league matches on their own patch this season, we're reminded that the Riverside 'isn't an easy place to go'.
15 points: Ronald Koeman looks about three-whiskies flush in his post-match interview having been buffeted by a cutting north-easterly for the previous 90 minutes.
5 points: Adama Traore finishes the game with a pass completion rate of 36%.
Stoke vs Crystal Palace (3pm)
25 points: Both teams score.
15 points: Mark Hughes spends at least two-thirds of the match stood with his arms crossed, as if waiting for a suitcase at an unyielding baggage carousel.
5 points: Big Sam's hat, last seen at Arsenal, will get another outing and be incorrectly described as a bobble hat. Sam wrapping up warm is excused, but any players wearing gloves must not 'fancy it' on a cold Saturday in Stoke.
Sunderland vs Southampton (3pm)
25 points: Claude Puel reminds his charges to remain focused until the EFL Cup final after another game in which no Southampton player makes a tackle.
15 points: Sunderland record back-to-back league wins and David Moyes says they've 'given themselves a chance' of staying up.
5 points: Perpetual nuisance Shane Long misses chances. Lots of chances.
West Ham v West Brom (3pm)
25 points: Tony Pulis plays four centre backs.
15 points: This match is described as the first of 'those' games you get in the last few months of the season where neither side has much to play for.
5 points: We're treated to some 'get him on the plane' opinion pieces about what Andy Carroll could offer Gareth Southgate and England.
Liverpool vs Tottenham (5.30pm)
25 points: BT Sport pundit Harry Redknapp claims Malcolm Allison and John Lyall had teams pressing, counter-pressing and Gegenpressing in the 1970s. There's nothing new in football, Jake.
15 points: Jake Humphrey and Steven Gerrard share more awkward glances than there are shots on target in the game.
5 points: Sadio Mané scores on his full return to the Liverpool XI.
Where will Gabriel Jesus place in the top 20 Brazilians in Premier League history?
Burnley vs Chelsea (Sunday 1.30pm)
25 points: Chelsea fans sing 'champions of Europe, you'll never sing that' to a club who have not played in Europe since reaching the 1967 Fairs Cup quarter-final.
15 points: Sean Dyche laments a bad refereeing decision after another narrow defeat against one of the 'big boys'.
5 points: If anyone uses the phrase 'hallmark of champions' at any stage.
Swansea City vs Leicester City (Sunday 4pm)
25 points: This match will, without any doubt, be described as a 'six-pointer'. Nap of the weekend.
15 points: Martin Tyler reminds us that no defending top-flight champions have been relegated since Manchester City in 1938.
5 points: Both team concede from a set-piece.
Bournemouth vs Manchester City
25 points: Eddie Howe's side concede three goals or more at home for the fifth time this season.
15 points: Jack Wilshere picks up a booking for a frustrated, late challenge at the end of a long spell of Man City possession.
5 points: The normally mild-mannered home fans boo Raheem Sterling for reasons known only to them.
