People Are Sharing Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Moments And I'm Dying Laughing At All Of Them

1.The tortilla story:

2.The hotel story:

person who pooped under a table and blamed it on the dog
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3.The color story:

person who thinks people can only have one favorite color so while sharing colors they get nervous the good ones have been taken and say gray

4.The dog story:

5.The flavor story:

text reading when i was 5 i asked my mom why people were different colors and she said because god wanted lots of flavors and ii thought god ate people when they died

6.The ID story:

person who thought their dad's id expiration date was the day he was going to die

7.The bat story:

person who thinks that they are showering in bat pee

8.The bird story:

person who wants to be a bird and eventually gets a rash and bumps and thinks it's happening but just is actuaally allergic to yogurt

9.The glasses story:

person who fakes not being able to see ini order to get glasses to seem smart
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10.The chocolate story:

person who gets told doors are made out of chocolate and tries to take a bite of one

11.The bath story:

person who hears showering saves money so they fill up their bathtub with shower water
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12.The word limit story:

person who gets told by their parents people can only say 10,000 words a month and gets scared

13.The Family Life story:

person who says their parents don't have sex because they are good people that don't do that
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14.The air flow story:

person whose sister tries to win a fight by breathing all the airr in the room

15.The motorcycle story:

person whose mom tells that you can only ride motorcycles if your dad dies so they ask someonne if theri dad is dead and they say yes

16.The millionaire story:

person who plays the computer game who wants to be a millionaire and wins and thinks they are going to be a reaal millionaire

17.The wilderness story:

kids who think they are lost in the woods but the entire time the mom can see them

18.The anniversary story:

person whose parents got married on april fools day so they tell them their marriage is a joke

19.The poker story:

20.The bad word story:

person who writes a bad word on a piece of paper and gets nervous so they shove it up their nose

21.The theme story:

kid who is told to write a 500 word paper on themes and just writes the word theme 500 times

22.The window story:

kid who is being dramatic and falls out of a window

23.The shower story:

person who does everything to not take a shower that they possibly can and slowly starts taking a shower
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