“It’s a sweater,” says the bro from Palo Alto that absolutely saw snow near Lake Tahoe that one time. Alright, sweet, and I bet you call soccer football and strollers prams. That’s terrific and your comment on this article before you read it is truly stirring. I love it. For the rest of us, jerseys are a special part of our fandom. Part of that is their rather exorbitant cost (especially if you want to save up to get an authentic jersey) and because committing to a player (if you choose to do so) is kind of a big deal. Or maybe it’s not for you. That’s why we’re here. I own two Sharks jerseys. If you followed along on Twitter on Thursday morning you know my first jersey was a Dany Heatley special.