What do I do? I feel almost paralysed. This is going to be one of the most important elections in my lifetime and I’ve absolutely no idea how to vote. Imagine it’s November, now: I’m in the booth, my little pencil hovering over the ballot paper, playing 3D chess in my head. I hate the Tories. I fear Labour. I don’t have faith in Reform.
It is a sad truth that not all bodies are created equal. There are those who grow tall and lean, while others are short and squat. Some struggle to gain weight while others have a harder time losing it. Some pile on muscle after lifting a few weights, others remain thin no matter what they do.
Millions of pounds are being wasted on forcing Scotland’s police officers to attend court when they are not needed, the country’s chief constable has said, as she argued England’s system is far more efficient.