#XmasGiftsFromTrump Wish List Will Give Trump A Very Un-Merry Christmas

Ed Mazza

What would count as a Christmas present from President Donald Trump?

Hashtag Roundup asked people to respond to this query using #XmasGiftsFromTrump, which caused it to trend on Twitter late Wednesday and early Thursday.

The hashtag was promptly taken over by critics of the president, who made it clear they’d love for him to resign:

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Santa Butt Crack

Santa is known for his snowy beard, twinkly eyes and -- I was going to say rosy cheeks. However, after looking at this <a href="https://www.fun.com/butt-crack-santa-ugly-christmas-sweater.html" target="_blank">sweater,</a> those cheeks look more like a pasty white.<a href="https://www.fun.com/butt-crack-santa-ugly-christmas-sweater.html"><br /><br /></a>

Santa Alien Anal Probe

This <a href="https://www.fun.com/men-s-santa-probe-christmas-sweater.html" target="_blank">sweater</a> is a reminder that all men over 50 should get a colonoscopy -- even Santa.<a href="https://www.fun.com/men-s-santa-probe-christmas-sweater.html"><br /><br /></a>

Donald Trump Yuge Christmas

Considering how polarizing Trump is, don't be surprised if people build a wall around you at the Christmas party if you <a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/product/donald-trump-its-gunna-be-yuge-christmas-sweater/" target="_blank">wear this sweater.</a><a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/product/donald-trump-its-gunna-be-yuge-christmas-sweater/" target="_blank"><br /><br /></a>

Beer Pong

Wear this sweater and you won't go to a party, the party will come to you. Have to be honest: Having people <a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/womens-beer-pong-christmas-sweater" target="_blank">chuck pingpong balls at you</a> is going to get old real quick.

Santa Breaks The Internet

This doesn't show Santa's butt crack, but his curvaceous body is still <a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/womens-break-the-internet-sweater" target="_blank">the focus of this sweater.</a>&nbsp;I'm sure Mrs. Claus is proud. So proud.

Cornhole Christmas

Please, Hallmark Channel, please feature this sweater in a romantic comedy starring Candace Cameron Bure. Bonus points: If you call the movie <a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-cornhole-sweater" target="_blank">"Cornhole Christmas."</a>

Face Swap Santa

The fine people who made this sweater want you to know that you can <a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/womens-face-swap-sweater" target="_blank">swap out Santa's face with a photo of yourself.</a> However, most people's eyes are glued to the bikini panties he's wearing. It's just how people are.

Whale Tail

Did you ever wonder what kind of underwear Santa wore? Me neither, but thanks to <a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/womens-santa-wearing-thong-ugly-christmas-sweater" target="_blank">this sweater</a> I have an image I can't get out of my head (shudder).

Naughty Santa

Yet another butt-baring Santa, this time he's <a href="http://www.yandy.com/Naughty-Santa-Sweater.php" target="_blank">getting punished</a> by a very dominant Mrs. Claus. Maybe don't wear this to Midnight Mass?<a href="http://www.yandy.com/Naughty-Santa-Sweater.php" target="_blank"><br /><br /></a>

Ask Your Mom If I'm Real

Christmas is a time of love, goodwill, peace and, if this sweater is any indication, <a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-ask-your-mom-if-im-real-christmas-sweater" target="_blank">passive-aggressive suggestions of parentage.</a> Ho ho whoa.

Send Nudes

<a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-send-nudes-christmas-sweaters" target="_blank">This probably seemed a lot funnier</a> back in the summer before all the allegations and accusations of sexual harassment started. It certainly seems uglier than the other ugly Christmas sweaters.

Rick And Morty

Considering how devoted the "Rick and Morty" fanbase is, I suspect <a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/product/rick-and-morty-happy-human-holiday-ugly-christmas-sweater/" target="_blank">you might be able to sell this</a> for big bucks at any Christmas party you attend.

Ranch Dressing

In recent years, companies have started using ugly Christmas sweaters to promote their product (and maybe a little peace and goodwill). I'm a purist: I want my ugly Christmas sweaters to actually be sweaters, not sweatshirts. Yes, sweaters are itchier, but a holiday sweater's itchiness is a feature, not a bug. Also, the patterns should cover the entire sweater, not just the middle. Amazingly, the actual <a href="https://www.flavourgallery.com/collections/hidden-valley-ranch/products/hidden-valley-holiday-sweater-unisex" target="_blank">Hidden Valley logo</a> on this sweatshirt seems to be hidden.

Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe

True, this sweater suggests the wearer might be open-minded towards public displays of affection. However, I doubt wearing a mass-produced ugly Christmas sweater that <a href="http://www.yandy.com/Under-the-Mistletoe-Sweater.php" target="_blank">hints none too subtly at oral sex</a> counts as consent.

Cat Pizza Christmas

Cats are great. Christmas is great. Pizza is great. Mix them all together randomly on <a href="https://www.shweeet.com/collections/ugly-christmas-sweater/products/christmas-cat-pizza-ugly-christmas-sweater" target="_blank">a shiny, shiny sweatshirt?</a> Definitely ugly.<a href="https://www.shweeet.com/collections/ugly-christmas-sweater/products/christmas-cat-pizza-ugly-christmas-sweater"><br /><br /></a>

Hairy Santa

The key to a good ugly Christmas sweater is in the details. Seems to me if you're wearing a sweater that is supposed to be Santa, <a href="https://www.shweeet.com/collections/ugly-christmas-sweater/products/hairy-santa-christmas-sweater" target="_blank">the chest hair should be white</a> or gray, not black.

Santa Elf Dual Sweater

This is a <a href="https://www.walmart.com/ip/Holiday-Time-Women-s-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Elf-Santa-Double/960351362" target="_blank">really cute sweater</a> to wear to a Christmas party, provided your partner is somewhat the same height. Be prepared to hear lots of comments like "Where's Mrs. Claus?" or "Santa's got a side elf!"<a href="https://www.walmart.com/ip/Holiday-Time-Women-s-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Elf-Santa-Double/960351362"><br /><br /></a>

The Flash

This sweater might seem cool today, but I suspect it's <a href="https://www.fun.com/adult-flash-logo-adult-holiday-sweater.html" target="_blank">a Flash in the pan.</a>
This sweater might seem cool today, but I suspect it's a Flash in the pan.

Alf

The Generation Gap (A Short Play by David Moye)<br />Me: "Hey kids! Look at this <a href="https://www.fun.com/adult-alf-ugly-christmas-sweater.html" target="_blank">ugly Christmas sweater!</a>"<br />Kids: "Who is that?"<br />Me: "What do you mean? That's Alf!"<br />My son: "What's an Alf?"<br />Me: "He's a character from an old sitcom. Alf stands for Alien Life Form."<br />My daughter: "Huh?" [Goes back to her phone.]<br />Me: "It was a funny show. Sort of."<br />My son: "That's OK, Dad. You do you."

Rolling Stones

Before you immediately click on <a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/product/rolling-stones-ugly-christmas-sweater/" target="_blank">this link</a> to purchase this, just remember: There is no way Mick Jagger or Keith Richards would ever wear this. Definitely not Charlie Watts or Ron Wood either. Bill Wyman might, but he's not in the band anymore.<a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/product/rolling-stones-ugly-christmas-sweater/"><br /><br /></a>

Christmas R2-D2

I don't know what I admire more about George Lucas: The way he regurgitated classic mythology tropes into a new series of legends or the shameless way he allowed his beloved characters <a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/product/star-wars-decorated-r2d2-youth-blue-sweater/" target="_blank">to shill Christmas products.<br /><br /></a>Fun fact: Jon Bon Jovi once sang a song called&nbsp;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUFZklIOFvg" target="_blank">"R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas."</a>

Gingerbread Man Light Saber Duel

If nothing says Christmas like <a href="https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gingerbread-Light-Saber-Duel-Big-Men-s-Graphic-Christmas-Thermal-2XL/54229250https://www.walmart.com/ip/Holiday-Time-Women-s-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Elf-Santa-Double/960351362" target="_blank">gingerbread men in a lightsaber duel,</a> what does that say about Christmas?

Monster Jam

Christmas is supposed to be about love, goodwill and kindness toward your fellow humans, right? So there's a part of me that wonders what message you send wearing an ugly Christmas sweater that says <a href="http://www.monsterjamsuperstore.com/Grave_Digger_Ugly_Holiday_Sweater_p/ssgdchristmasswtr.htm" target="_blank">"Grave Digger"</a>on it. Oh, it's the name of a truck? Ah. Thanks for clearing that up.<a href="http://www.monsterjamsuperstore.com/Grave_Digger_Ugly_Holiday_Sweater_p/ssgdchristmasswtr.htm"><br /><br /></a>

Drunk Santa

If this <a href="https://www.shweeet.com/collections/ugly-christmas-sweater/products/drunk-santa-christmas-sweater" target="_blank">sweatshirt</a> is any indication of what's really going on at the North Pole, maybe Santa should focus less on the eight reindeer and more on the 12 steps.<br /><a href="https://www.shweeet.com/collections/ugly-christmas-sweater/products/drunk-santa-christmas-sweater"><br /><br /></a>

Santa In Jail

This <a href="https://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Mens-Free-Santa-Christmas-Sweater/13054407/product.html/?cid=267318" target="_blank">ugly Santa sweater </a>seems like a natural continuation of what might happen when Santa gets three sheets to the wind.

Captain Morgan

Well, at least now we know who got Santa in trouble with the law: <a href="https://www.captainmorganstore.com/anything-but-ugly-sweater" target="_blank">Good old Captain Morgan.</a><a href="https://www.captainmorganstore.com/anything-but-ugly-sweater"><br /><br /></a>

Throw Me A Bone

Yes, even dogs can join the <a href="https://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/product/time-for-joy-ugly-christmas-dog-sweater-with-all-the-trimmings" target="_blank">ugly Christmas sweater </a>craze. Whether they want to or not is something we won't know until someone invents a canine communication device. Someone invent that device. Please.<a href="https://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/product/time-for-joy-ugly-christmas-dog-sweater-with-all-the-trimmings"><br /><br /></a>

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